celestialwarden
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (12)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (11)
- Video Blogging RPF (7)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
Recent works
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i would leave (if only I could find a reason) by celestialwarden for SilentTeyz
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Dec 2023
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A glance through the door’s peephole made Wilbur do a double-take. There was a kid on the other side, a girl with a backpack and a beanie that was so big on her it almost covered her eyes.
Wilbur wasn’t a total asshole, so he opened the door.
“Uh, can I help you?” he asked.
The kid looked up at him, and Wilbur was acutely aware of his height in a way he hadn’t been before. She barely came up to his waist, and she had to tilt her head back so far it looked like it hurt to look into his eyes. Her beanie slid off her head and landed on her backpack, but she didn't seem to notice.
“Hello,” the child said, “are you my papá?”
Wilbur’s heart stuttered with a feeling he couldn't describe. “What?”
or, Tallulah shows up at Wilbur's apartment, and upon Wilbur's realization that he'd never make a good parent, they set off on a roadtrip to Phil's
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Unperson by celestialwarden for PlanetaryDismissal
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Sep 2023
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The way the history books tell it, Earth’s introduction to the galactic scene was carefully proctored by governments on both sides due to, well, how volatile humans tended to be. All other species had eliminated world hunger, wars, and disease centuries before discovering lightspeed travel, the normal progression for intelligent societies, yet humans seemed to live to defy expectations. With some careful diplomacy, humans integrated into their new society quite well, and there was nothing more to speak about.
Reality was much different, of course.
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or, Tommy's been stuck in a cell, subjected to experiments he can't remember, and he's determined to make it out-- dead or alive
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The Decay of that Colossal Wreck by celestialwarden for seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Feb 2023
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“What the fuck are you doing here, Technoblade?” Tommy’s voice rings across the remains of his house.
Techno internally winces, turning to face Tommy. The kid is covered in bandages like a bad Halloween costume, and he’s holding a stone pickaxe. Techno feels overdressed in his netherite.
Tommy scowls at him, and Techno wonders if he knows he’s taken up a battle stance.
“Come to gloat?”
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or, what if Tommy's house got blown up during Doomsday, and everything changes from there
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That Foolish Bird by celestialwarden for Tw15t3dCl0ud
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jan 2023
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A Raven, which you know is black as coal, was envious of the Swan, because her feathers were as white as the purest snow. The foolish bird got the idea that if he lived like the Swan, swimming and diving all day long and eating the weeds and plants that grow in the water, his feathers would turn white like the Swan's.
So he left his home in the woods and fields and flew down to live on the lakes and in the marshes. But though he washed and washed all day long, almost drowning himself at it, his feathers remained as black as ever. And as the water weeds he ate did not agree with him, he got thinner and thinner, and at last he died.
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or, 5 times Quackity hid his wings, and the 1 time he didn't
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Tubbo slams his hand down on the panel, wincing at the sharp bolt of pain that races up his arm.
“For fuck’s sake,” he yells, voice cracking, “can you just work?”
The screens stay dim, and there’s no telltale hum of electricity powering the spaceship that Tubbo is so familiar with. The silence feels hollow.
Tubbo collapses into the pilot’s seat, looking up at the ceiling and desperately blinking tears away. He’s frustrated, tired, thirsty, and he really just wants this damn spaceship off the ground so he can go home and forget about this nightmare.
Unfortunately, the universe isn’t kind, and Tubbo is still stuck in the dark cockpit of his crashed ship, just like he has been for the past six days.
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Or, I stranded Tubbo on an alien planet :)
Recent series
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Vibrations AU by celestialwarden
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Apr 2022
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Vibrations: Tommy runs away during exile and finds a place and people to help him heal. Set over a span of four years.
Flickers: a time-stamp fic from Sean's POV, before and after Tommy
Ripples: a collection of one-shots before, during, or after the main storyline (occasionally non-canon to Vibrations)
- Words:
- 136,073
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 200
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Big Bang by DistantStorm
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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It's the 2020-2021 season. Ottawa Centaurs forward Derek Briggs, an undrafted player from the Swedish Hockey League, is having a fantastic rookie season. He makes the team out of camp, claws his way up to the second line, lives through an almost plane crash, and has a crush on his fellow rookie that just might be reciprocated. The Centaurs might even make the playoffs.
Then, news breaks that Shane Hollander is suing the Metros and MLH for terminating his contract after he came out to them in 2017. Derek, who played with Shane in Sweden after he was forced out of Montreal, gets a lot more popular for all the wrong reasons. The media seems to think he's the secret hockey player Hollander's dating, Crowell is breathing down his neck, and all of a sudden, Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov has it out for him.
Series
- Part 1 of Everything they Say
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,190
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 423
- Kudos:
- 2,464
- Bookmarks:
- 457
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- 40,036
Bookmarked by celestialwarden
05 Jul 2026
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Déjà vu by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Jul 2026
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2014: Ilya Rozanov shocks the world and breaks Shane Hollander’s heart by disappearing without explanation, and without a goodbye kiss.
2024: A devastating injury forces Shane to retire early, so he moves to a small town to coach girls hockey and figure out what the hell to do with the rest of his life.
When recently divorced Ilya Rozanov walks into the rink with his twin girls, Shane has to decide if he’s brave enough to risk a second chance on a broken heart, and a rekindled romance with the first and only boy he ever loved.
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“So.” Ilya cleared his throat. “Should we tell the girls their Daddy and their coach used to date?”
“We didn’t date. We hooked up a few times, then you disappeared.” Shane looked away to hide his heartbreak as he lied, “It doesn’t even matter. It’s not like I loved you or anything.”
“No, of course not.” Ilya tried to smile through a lie of his own, “I didn’t love you either.”
Series
- Part 6 of Heated Rivalry
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
Series
- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118,812
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 5,343
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- 30,770
- Bookmarks:
- 10,871
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Bookmarked by celestialwarden
30 Jun 2026
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Mumbo K. Jumbo is still Grian's emergency contact even after 2 years of not seeing each other.
Usually your ex-best-friend-maybe-more is the last person you'd want to see after being hit by a car.
Usually.
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It was easy to think that leaving the country would fix all of Grian’s problems.
But of course, life’s not that easy, now is it?ᯓ ✈︎
Grian has spent the past three years in a cult, doing all sorts of rituals and ceremonies and activities. It's toxic, it's traumatic, it's psychological crippling-
So when he gets out, he's relieved, but lost. Moving countries is a big deal.
And he's ready to start a new life, when his old one comes crashing back in.
And really, it's not a bad thing.