captainafab
Fandoms
- MASH (TV) (13)
- What We Do in the Shadows (TV) (7)
- Malevolent (Podcast) (4)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (4)
- Original Work (2)
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[Podfic] I want you the way you were by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Henry doesn’t recognize Klinger when he picks them up from the airport.
Podfic of I want you the way you were by captainafab.
Series
- Part 2 of [Podfic] weekend in (central) illinois
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- English
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- 37
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- 1/1
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It’s more than the obvious fakery of Klinger’s numerous Section Eight attempts that stop Henry from writing one up. Though he doesn’t want to admit it to himself, Henry doesn’t want Klinger to leave.
Podfic of in the soft light by captainafab.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] weekend in (central) illinois
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- English
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- 34
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- 1/1
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this is just a sweet little romance between two people who’ve been together a very long time, who are learning new things about each other.
Podfic of in her arms by captainafab.
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- English
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- 35
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- 1/1
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[Podfic] This is Better Than the Two Boats by motleyfam, read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), The LEGO Movie (2014), Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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Everything should be fine now, except it isn't. Why does Batman still seem to brush Joker off? Why won't he listen to anything Joker says? Why won't he just get that they're supposed to be best enemies now?
Well. Maybe his roommate Bruce Wayne can help.
A LEGO Batman Movie (2017) Podfic of This is Better Than the Two Boats by Brokenpitchpipe.
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[Podfic] what makes you sure I’m all you need? by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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Guillermo is no virgin—he’s a vampire now. He has a vampire’s senses, a vampire’s bloodlust, a vampire’s desires… so why does the thought of attending the bi-annual vampire orgy make him feel faint?
sequel to it’s only sex (no it’s not)
Podfic of what makes you sure I’m all you need? by captainafab.
Series
- Part 3 of [Podfic] take courage
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[Podfic] weekend in (central) illinois by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandom MASH (TV)
28 Jun 2026
Summary
Klinger and Henry have some miscommunicating to do.
(series title from Weekend In Western Illinois by The Mountain Goats)
Henger ship playlist here <3- Words:
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[Podfic] take courage by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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[Podfic] series total length: 02:23:28
read by the author. Guillermo de la Cruz faces his fears: coming out as trans, having sex for the first time, and figuring out how to date someone *far* more experienced than him.
(featuring t4t nadja/laszlo, lots of hotel rooms, and sooo much insecurity)Part 1 (length: 00:08:19) : Guillermo has something to say. Nadja and Laszlo are listening. Mostly.
Part 2 (length: 01:40:37): or, Five Times Guillermo Fails to Have Sex with Nandor + One Time They Make Love
Part 3 (length: 00:34:32): Guillermo is no virgin—he’s a vampire now. He has a vampire’s senses, a vampire’s bloodlust, a vampire’s desires… so why does the thought of attending the bi-annual vampire orgy make him feel faint?- Words:
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[Podfic] and what kind of love is that? by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandom Malevolent (Podcast)
12 Sep 2025
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[Podfic] read by the author. alternate episode endings where Arthur teaches John about love. can be read as stand-alone pieces.
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Guillermo de la Cruz faces his fears.
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alternate episode endings where Arthur teaches John about love. can be read as stand-alone pieces.
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“You’re the vampire who walks his pretentious dogs past my house at two in the morning and I’m the werewolf who just wants a good night’s sleep.” Or: a meet-ugly with dogs, banter, and misunderstandings of supernatural proportion.
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Bookmarked by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
13 Nov 2023
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Everyone has two marks on their arm: one is the name of their soulmate, the other is the name of their mortal enemy. There's no way of knowing which is which. This same trick of fate makes it so that your Marks are the only two voices you will ever hear when you go deaf at sixteen.
Hannibal has a nice voice. Will hopes he's his mate. He hopes he never hears the voice of the Chesapeake Ripper.
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Bookmarked by read-for-you-by (captainafab)
10 Aug 2021
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Guillermo gets a little bloody and has an idea.
Then he gets a lot bloody and has a huge fucking problem.
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- English
- Words:
- 21
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4
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- 5
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Bookmarked by captainafab
13 Oct 2025
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This is Better Than the Two Boats by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), The LEGO Movie (2014), Batman - All Media Types
03 Jul 2024
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Everything should be fine now, except it isn't. Why does Batman still seem to brush Joker off? Why won't he listen to anything Joker says? Why won't he just get that they're supposed to be best enemies now?
Well. Maybe his roommate Bruce Wayne can help.
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the ocean changed hannibal. it's a brain injury, will knows that, but what it makes him – soft, easily submissive, and loving in a way any man with good sense would want – sows regret into will. regret and anger.