captain_cUmCuM

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Recent works

Recent series

  1. Kinkvent Calendar 2025 by

    Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types

    20 Dec 2025

    Summary

    Instead of doing 12 days of kinkmas this year, for my epic fanfic comeback, I wanted to do something that wasn't Kinktober, still happened in December, but was a bigger commitment. The idea of a kink advent calendar was just too good to ignore! Thus spawning the kink-vent calendar! 25 individually curated smut prompts that are a surprise to even me because I made this in October and forgot what was on it! Unlike my previous 12dok collections, this one will be Marvel! Still multiship, but if this gets good press, maybe next year I'll do a multifandom one! Or one that's all about one ship, but that might be boring.

    If you find yourself wanting more fic in between posts and are a fan of LOZ, go read 12dok!

    Unless otherwise stated, these fics are all FTM!Peter Parker.

    Enjoy!

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  2. Star-Spangled Spider Dad by

    Fandom Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

    07 Apr 2026

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    5,079
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  3. In Which Apollo Writes Whatever The Fuck He Wants by

    Fandom The Librarian (Movies)

    22 Nov 2025

    Summary

    Random things for multiple fandoms that I won't be posting anywhere else/ haven't posted anywhere else

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    14,850
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  4. T4T Spideychelle Brain Worms by

    Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types

    11 Oct 2024

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    5,090
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    1

  5. Wheel Of Fornication by

    Fandom Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

    06 Mar 2024

    Summary

    a fun idea I came up with to spin a wheel for a prompt and write a short fic between 50 and 500 words. spans across multiple fandoms, feel free to recommend ships and prompts both here and on my Tumblr @senor-cummies

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    3
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    Absolutely Smitten (AKA the toxic StarStruck au) by

    Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)

    08 Jun 2026

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    26 May 2026

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    Children of Two Suns by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    30 Mar 2026

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    Grace doesn't realize anything is wrong at first, but to be fair this is pretty ridiculous.

    He's survived deep space, befriended an alien, saved two planets, and now he can't stop doing astrophysics calculations in his sleep. But somehow along the way he missed the fact his body is doing something absolutely beautiful and profound.

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    16 May 2026

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    don't wanna leave you lonely by

    Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)  

    07 Dec 2020

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    [burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
    -@ericsshadow

    Deadpool breaks in to an empty apartment to lay low for a bit. Except oh shit, it's not empty, it's inhabited by a broke-ass college student with an ass that just won't quit and not one single life skill.

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    Bookmarked by captain_cUmCuM

    25 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

    i never thought that i'd get hit by this lovebug again by

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    09 May 2025

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    It should’ve been a simple diplomatic mission. Go down to the planet, shmooze a little bit, form the alliance, return to the castle. In and out. Easy, right? No. Of course not. Nothing ever came easy for the paladins of Voltron. Because why would it?

    “Are you okay, buddy?” Hunk asked, watching as Keith removed his hand from the back of his neck.

    “Fine. ‘m fine. Just a bug bite."

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    1,673
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    04 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

    New Year, New Dick. by

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    15 Feb 2025

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    Keith wakes up the day after a New Year’s party to find a stranger in his bed. Well, since he’s already here, might as well roll over and have his first fuck of 2025.

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    Bookmarked by captain_cUmCuM

    04 Mar 2026