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    Time for the highlight of the night.

    As Boston’s General Manager, Barry had plenty of professional goals for his evening at the NHL awards. His singular personal goal, however, was to see Coach Theriault pop a fucking blood vessel.

    He and LeClaire had already succeeded in trapping Theriault in conversation when Barry heard a very familiar Russian accent from over by the bar.

    Well, a good manager knows how to delegate.

    Barry waved Rozanov over to join them. Yuna Hollander noticed and stuck close to the kid’s side, her sharp gaze assessing as she too moved to join the conversation. Even better. Even fucking better.

    Beside him, Theriault’s face had already turned a dangerous shade of red.

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    Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander and Coach Theriault walk into a bar...

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    Some of the Ottawa centaurs team are in the arena’s gym over the summer when they find out Shane Hollander is joining their team. Wyatt is smart, but so so dumb.

    Shane is baby who must be protected (reminded he is Shane Hollander)

    Montreal must die

    Ilya does not play when it comes to his (secret) boyfriend

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    Cas: I love you
    Dean: Two Montreal players legitimately tried to kill Ilya Rozanov on the ice and Shane Hollander went on a rampage through the entire Metros team to get to his husband.

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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight. That's what everyone always says. But that doesn't mean that he can't, when someone fucks with what matters.

    During Shane’s first season as a Centaur, he learns to ignore it when the Metros start throwing chirps his way. But when one of them goes after his husband in the one way that could actually hurt him, Shane handles it the logical way: he drops his gloves. (And later, he drops to his knees.)

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    “Boys, I need you to be on your best behavior,” Ilya said seriously before shout-whispering: “Our new teammate is hockey royalty.”

    Shane would have rolled his eyes if he wouldn’t have been mortified by how quiet the room suddenly turned. He raised his free hand to wave awkwardly before presenting himself: “Hi, I’m Shane - uhm, Hollander. It’s good to be here.”

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    “Shane Motherfucking Hollander is on our team.”

    It must have been Dykstra that broke the silence and before Shane could react, the guys were already getting closer, greeting him with tight handshakes and big smiles. Most of them have attended their impromptu wedding so theoretically, it wasn’t their first time meeting, but the enthusiasm seemed to have remained the same, all the attention making blood rush to Shane’s freckled cheeks.

    Ilya had to force himself not to smother him with kisses right there and then.

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    Shane's first season as a Centaur comes with a lot of ups and downs but thankfully for him, the love of his life is by his side every step of the way ♡

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