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Sasuke's family is on a mission to figure out who his secret boyfriend is this Christmas, but Sasuke's not making it easy. Between awkward questions and failed attempts to snoop, things turn chaotic as Sasuke and Naruto try to keep their relationship under wraps.
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uchihas love to meddle
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Naruto is on an undercover mission as a stripper. Sasuke is tired, pissed and in need of a break.
Spoiler: They fuck without Sasuke knowing that he's having sex with his new boss.
(was supposed to be a one-shot but idk anymore)
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It's ok to need help by Spagsdem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
15 Mar 2025
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“Bad vibes?” Dick asks. “I don’t have bad vibes. I have great vibes.”
“Sure.” Jason appeases.
Dick frowns. “Why do I have bad vibes?”
“Drake thinks your recent case has brought back bad memories.” Damian says.
“Tim, you think I have bad vibes?” Dick turns to his brother.
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Dick has a case that brings back bad memories for him. Damian notices and doesn't know what to do. Jason does.
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- Part 3 of Batfam cuddles
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15 Nov 2025
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Dick wakes up, injured, on an empty street.
He’s not getting up on his own this time—but his family’s never far behind.Bookmarked by callmegaybee
15 Nov 2025
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Sasuke engages in some kidnapping. (There's also poetry involved.)
SNS, canonverse, one shot. Complete! Posted for Naruto's birthday :)
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07 Jul 2025
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Slowly—too slowly—Naruto traced up and down Sasuke’s knuckles, caressing each finger, skipping across his bones. Sasuke’s fingers twitched—he wanted to grip Naruto’s hand, to pull him closer, to take more, but, as if sensing it, Naruto’s fingers slid up the back of his hand and circled his wrist lightly, holding, commanding—stay—he seemed to say.
And Sasuke obeyed.
With his other hand, Naruto reached for his Kindle. “It’s just us here,” he said softly. “You said you wanted to read good smut.” He tapped on the screen and pushed it towards Sasuke. “Here. This one’s my favourite.”
Sasuke nodded, pulled it closer with his other hand, not wanting to withdraw from Naruto’s touch, when suddenly the blond’s expression changed into something playful yet predatory.
“Read it aloud.”
Naruto reads smut in a stylish library. Sasuke is the night shift librarian. The topic of Hysterical Literature and smutty fanfiction comes up and Naruto has a sexy voice and wicked ideas.
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- Part 1 of lavender prose
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14 Jun 2025
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Despite a terrible first impression, Naruto can't help but be charmed by his new (sarcastic asshole) friend. So what if everyone keeps joking that they're actually in love? Naruto knows how to tell love and friendship apart, probably.
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13 Jun 2025