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    Married, still playing and with a team well-set in winning him another Cup, Shane Hollander has everything to be happy. And he is. He loves his husband and he loves that his Captain gets all the recognition and fame, and opportunities he deserves.

    Shane will wait for him, behind the lockers’ door or on the sofa. Where the spotlight doesn’t reach. His time has passed, The Shane Hollander is a memory that ended on a bad note. He knows he’s not the household name he used to be, the brand that spoke to Canada. He’s fine, he swear. And if sometimes the house is too quiet when Ilya is away shinning, it’s because he’s still adjusting to being on the back seat.

    He’ll be okay.

    Or, how an underwear company reminds Shane Hollander he looks very good without a shirt on and shows that Canada has one treasure it shan’t ever neglect. Less the rest of the world snatches it away. That is, if Ilya Rozanov ever lets him walk out of the house without a necklace of hickeys and teeth marks ever again.


    A post-TLG situation. The consequences of Shane being kicked out of Montreal, put under his husband's leadership, being happily married but never quite being the person he was for better and for worse.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “Okay,” Ilya says. His thumb restarts its soothing. “Then say it all wrong, and I will understand anyway.”

    So Shane tries, reaches out and hopes for Ilya to reach back. “My first year with the Metros wasn’t… great. I mean, I played great hockey, but those first few years, the room wasn’t…"

    “Room wasn’t great,” Ilya repeats. “What does this mean? Not great like calling you slurs? Not great like hazing?”

    Shane stiffens, then forcibly relaxes. He tries to make his voice light, “A little, uh. A little of both, I guess.”

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    Shane's metric for a normal locker room is skewed. Ilya (and the Centaurs) are happy to help.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth 
    Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck you
    Shane: Oh my God stop
    Ilya: What? I do that

    Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.

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    20 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    crying creaming thoriwng up this is peak comedy

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    Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
    Ilya: Sure.
    Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
    Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussy

    In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

    A sequel to "ten out of ten"

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    20 Jun 2026