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The Human "HDG" Guide, or; by sweetestlavender
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
15 Jun 2026
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Oh My God! What Do You Mean My Alien Porn Has Been Real the Whole Time? (and Why Do They Have AO3?!)
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15 Jun 2026
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pocket full of shells by mahbecks
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 May 2024
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Noriaki Kakyoin hates the guy who owns the fish store beside his tattoo parlor.
Jotaro Kujo can’t stand the tattoo artist who works in the building next door.
But when the Made in Heaven Corporation starts pressuring the city to bulldoze their neighborhood, they find themselves unlikely allies in their fight to save their livelihoods.
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30 May 2026
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sunburns by hamon_hugs
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Jun 2026
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In an airport waiting lounge, Jotaro’s family spontaneously invites their new friend Noriaki to join their month-long summer vacation. Unbeknownst to the ‘crusaders’, this innocent addition to the group is about to collide Jotaro headfirst into a heated, shameless romance.
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26 May 2026
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Better Than Ever by itslemoncakey
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Apr 2025
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While they're both visiting New York, Polnareff sets Jotaro up on a blind date in a misguided attempt to help his worsening issues with anxiety. Surprisingly, it goes well—maybe too well, since this new relationship has the potential to dig up all of Jotaro’s carefully buried insecurities, and he can’t seem to get enough of it.
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23 May 2026
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02 Feb 2026
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28 Jan 2026
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Tenna wakes up in the middle of the night and realizes Spamton isn’t in bed with him
What starts as a simple check in turns into something a little more complicatedBookmarked by byterisk
08 Jan 2026
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i’m not going home alone ('cause i don't do too well on my own) by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jul 2025
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable vinyl armchair, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?
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AKA: a story about Dave and Dirk just trying their best.
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12 Apr 2025
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Dirk just wants to be useful.
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07 Apr 2025
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Prompt fill for the Homestuck Kink Meme discord
Bro has a small dick; Harley (consensually) shames him about it and edges him with a vibrator. That's it, that's the fic.
(Full summary of kinks in notes, please read).
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31 Jan 2025
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Jake is the useless-but-decorative heir to a company worth billions. Dirk is the co-founder of the startup Jake is about to buy. But Jake has unexpected depths, and he and Dirk may need each other more than they realize.
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30 Dec 2024
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Babysitter? I Hardly Know Him by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2024
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KARKAT: HEARD YOU ELECTROCUTED YOUR LAST BABYSITTER PRETTY BADLY. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET HE DESERVED IT, HUH?
DIRK: He did.Dirk smiles, a good sign that he might actually get along with this sitter.
His older brother can't help but laugh quietly, shaking his head at the way Dirk so readily agrees to committing assault with no guilt whatsoever. But Dave needs to be the responsible adult here.
DAVE: no dirk, in this house we dont injure people even if they “kind of deserve it”
DIRK: Too late.Dave (38) is basically a single dad, raising his little brother Dirk (10) on his own for the last ten years.
Now Dave's lonely and dating again, so Karkat (21) has taken up babysitting for him.
Dave and Karkat both think they're out of each other's league.
Dave goes on increasingly horrible dates.
Quadrant shenanigans ensue.Dave ♥︎ Karkat
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Kankri ? Cronus
Terezi ♦ VriskaSeries
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12 Nov 2024
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Dave and Karkat are members of two rival bands, lumped together in a brand new genre, forced to share the stage at an unofficial alien versus human battle of the bands. An ongoing feud between juggalos and punks. All culminating during "Star Warped Tour 2005."
Hateflirtations and summertime sadness ensues.LiveJournal [August 10, 2005]
carcinoGeneticist: Speeding through back roads and city streets.
Smiles so wide it breaks your cheeks.
Hot, and sweaty, but totally in love.
Watching the sun rise and set through somebody else’s eyes.Bookmarked by byterisk
26 Oct 2024
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03 Aug 2024
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The King of Hell needs a consort.
Lucifer, ancient beyond human history and married to the same person for ten thousand years, has very little personal context on how to navigate the world of modern courtship.
Surely nothing will go wrong!
Right?
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- Part 1 of The Grand Duke of Hell
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19 Jul 2024
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01 Jul 2024
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Poly Birates!
Lucifer was a young nobleman, being married off to a woman across the sea by his father… On the way, his vessel is assaulted by pirates! Will he survive this harrowing ordeal? And why is the first mate so… attractive?Alastor couldn't believe Vox had brought a pretty little nobleman onto their ship! What was the idiot thinking?! The captain would surely be distracted by this new toy… unless he took care of the problem first.
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20 Jun 2024
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When Vox originally fell into Hell he was without any of his memories from life. At first it was a nuisance, but with time he could barely find it in himself to care. He built himself up from nothing, creating an empire all in his name. Yet every titan has an Achilles heel. Vox's just happens to be a slew of memories that waited decades to show themselves.
Now he's forced to accept help from an old "friend" and the princess of Hell. What could go wrong?
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11 Jun 2024
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Relationships can be tricky, especially when you and your partner both have a full time job and other obligations to attend to. Now that their feelings are laid bare, how will Alastor’s and Lucifer’s relationship blossom?
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The sequel to The Taste of Metal that explores how these two silly old men navigate dating while having work and family issues to deal with.
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- Part 2 of The Five Senses of You
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09 Jun 2024
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it's not murder, it's research and waste disposal by mangotangerine
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 May 2026
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Vox relocates from New Orleans and finds himself a new home, new hunting grounds, and most importantly: Alastor, the biggest crush of his life. Unfortunately, the man fucking hates him. His attempts to turn Alastor’s simmering hatred to begrudging affection fail entirely, until a nighttime middle-of-the-swamp meet-weird (and some erotic knifeplay) over a corpse.
Follow two serial killers figuring out what kind of life they can build together. They meet each other's families, navigate the question of how Vox has evaded consequences for so long, and settle into something real. Underneath the domesticity, Alastor carries a 20-year-old score to settle, and when he finally gets the info he's been waiting for, he drags Vox into it with him.
A story of revenge, family drama, a soul-binding, uncovering each other’s closely-held pasts, through the slow and painful work of two people learning to be known, and eventually toward the question neither of them thought they'd answer: what does a future look like for people who never planned to have one?
OR: Two serial killers fall in love and fuck and it’s actually really deep, somehow. (You can easily skip the weird shit, it’s tagged and indicated in-chapter)
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