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    Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.

     

    “Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”

    March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”

    “Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”

    “Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”

    For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.

    Incriminating.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Gideon tries not to think too much these days. She wants to focus on fighting this war, not the weird side effects of perfect Lyctorhood or the fact that Harrow can barely seem to be in the same room with her or that everyone keeps treating her like a bomb about to go off. It's going pretty well, if you ask her. Until she gets herself hurt protecting her useless necro, again, and Harrow's reaction does not fill her with warm, fuzzy feelings.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Christine Anderson is related to Nicholas Waters only through their Father. Their Father, who was going to eat Nicholas’s heart, who wanted Christine’s blood when she turned eighteen, who was powerful enough to shape the world into what he wanted. Nicholas hates that he is the only link to Christine.

    or, Nicholas Waters learns to live without his sister.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Starscream has always been remarkably good at two things he takes rather seriously: his job, of course, and being leader of the elite trine.

    After crashing on Earth, both of those things… started to get a little harder than he anticipated.

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    Or a 3+1 where three times Starscream could successfully protect his trine, and one time he couldn't.

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    14 Apr 2025

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    “You,” Megatron pointed at his chest, fusion cannon incidentally following, and Starscream shut his intake with an audible clack. “Are the Decepticon scientist. I don’t care if Laserbeak has to drag you out there by your pedes, you are going to figure out what’s going on here.”

    “Oh, so now we’re respecting my title as a scientist?” Starscream hissed under his breath, remembering the many, many, many times his brilliant inventions have gotten shot down over the years. “If you would ever pay attention, you’d know that I’m an inventor. An engineer! I have no expertise in anything remotely related to alien or Cybertronian biology!”

    Starscream was lying.

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    While his trine is on vacation, Starscream is forced to investigate a new Autobot bioweapon. It does not go as planned.

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    14 Apr 2025