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Sugar-Free: An Ode to an Energy Vampire by blandsweets
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Vivian Aldridge has always wanted more in life. She never felt like she truly belonged in this world, feeling weighed down by the high expectations of society and forcing herself to mask in the name of conformity. That all changed when she started her new job in some low-brow office and met a man named Colin Robinson. Although he was disliked by most people in the office, Vivian quickly took interest in him, being fascinated by his dry sense of humor and odd, yet charming, behaviors around the workplace. What made her even more drawn to him was the fact that every time they spoke, her inward stress and disgust, mostly caused by intrusive thoughts, seemed to melt away as each word escaped his lips. As strange as it was, there was one thing Vivian couldn't deny: she was completely and utterly in love.
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Colin Robinson, energy vampire, has been considering moving on from his office job in order to find a new hunting ground after becoming dissatisfied with feeding on the same cubicle cattle for the last two years. As if in answer to his craving for something more substantial, you arrive in his workplace like a beautifully stocked gift hamper. Draining you isn't going to be as easy as he thinks however, due in no small part to your predilection for paunchy, middle aged, bespectacled men. Seems like he'll have to find a different way to nurture your frustration. What develops is a working relationship, albeit a fucked-up one, that neither of you could have planned for.
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09 Jan 2026