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Pantalone discovers he is allergic to his favorite sweater. Then, he demands Dottore fix it.
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Inspired by the Anomalous Tree Marrow 1 entry about Pantalone's allergy to alpaca wool where Dottore canonically makes him not allergic to alpaca wool anymore. Yeah.
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Varka Boreas is a PE teacher and coach. For what sports? All of them. Football in the fall, hockey in the winter, track and field in the spring, baseball right before summer, and the list goes on. He is charismatic, popular with the staff and kids, the principal's godparent, runs marathons in his free time, is a terrible karaoke singer, and the list goes on and on because, unfortunately, Illuga has a fat crush on his coworker about twenty years older than him.
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High school counselor Illuga gets locked inside a janitor's closet with Coach Boreas, and learns a thing or two.
Edit: LOOK AT THIS INSANE FANART??? https://bsky.app/profile/the-bowen-arrow.bsky.social/post/3mmqg66igfs2s
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Someone has to know. It might as well be Alhaitham. Not like this is going to ruin his opinion of Kaveh any further, after all the shit he’s seen.
“I - I have chlamydia.”
Alhaitham says nothing.
“And gonorrhea.”
Alhaitham still says nothing.
“…and a general vaginal infection.”
Alhaitham says something.
“From where?” Alhaitham’s question has a drastic, dumbfounded inflection that Kaveh never, ever hears considering his tone neurons are busted or something.
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"You barely ever eat any human food."
"A shame, really."
"You must be starving."
"Not particularly."
"Then, if I offered you my heart, you would say no?"
Illuga finds an old book that tells the tales of man-eating fae, and decides to test the reality of it.
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04 Jun 2026
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Alhaitham’s bedroom is destroyed in the attack. He and Kaveh start sleeping together.
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31 May 2026
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that which rips your heart with joy by FallingSand
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Feb 2026
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"Okay," Illuga says in a whisper, then once more as if assuring himself, a steadier squeeze to Flins's hand when he says more sure, more certain: "I'm ready now."
Oh, dear. What an endearing little spark he's found. Flins is half-tempted to pluck a piece of him to devour in entirety. It would be Flins' right, as the holder of this boy's name, and to use up the debt Illuga unknowingly crafted himself.
Perhaps this very night. A fleeting memory for the boy that he will lose over time, anyway, as human memory is wont to do. Flins could simply—nudge that timeline along, quicken its erasure until its sits whole and content in the vessel of his body to taste and experience whenever he may so desire as the years pass, lost to this child, made but a dream or an illusion.
Flins closes his eyes, squeezes gentle, ever so soft against the steady pulse beneath the pads of his fingers as he lets Illuga continue to hold his hand. Waves the idea of taking something away with a rueful craving that will linger long after Flins has returned to his lighthouse and bid the child goodbye.
Flins offers his protection as a marriage price. It really only gets worse for him from there.
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23 Feb 2026
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Illuga's Unique Recipe by Mandragora_Muncher (Clipped_Cardinal)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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First rule of the kitchen: Don't get attached to the cooking ingredients. Flins learns this the hard way.
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- Part 1 of Munch Munch ~ ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა
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Illuga is used to receiving all of Flins’s flattery. But knowing it's all nothing but lip service doesn't change the distance that Flins keeps between them, or how his sweet words linger on his mind. One night, he visits the Final Night Cemetery as usual and forgets this fact.
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09 Feb 2026