allamosaurus
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- Heartstopper (Webcomic) (15)
- Heartstopper (TV) (5)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (2)
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Shane Hollander is a second grade teacher. The students at his school have started to hiss at each other. He just wants to get through his day with as little contact as possible with school librarian Mr. Rozanov.
Featuring dorky Shane, menace Ilya, and some general teacher life shenanigans.
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“Shane Hollander,” Rozanov says in his deep, thick accent.
“Rozanov,” Hollander nods. His voice cracks embarrassingly so he keeps talking, hoping the other man won’t notice. “Just came up here to get some air. I didn’t see a sign saying not to so I think we’re allowed. It’s chilly, eh? But a beautiful view,” he rambles.
“Ah yes,” Rozanov says flatly. “London, Ontario. Famous view.”
Shane can’t tell whether he’s being sarcastic. He probably is. He’s kind of an asshole, Shane thinks to himself, not for the first time. But an asshole who makes Shane’s stomach do weird things. Things that he wants to experience again so that he can properly label them. For science.
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What if last year's Hockey Canada sexual assault trial happened in the Heated Rivalry universe, not with the 2018 gold medal team but with Shane Hollander's 2009 team? A nearly decade-long situationship with consent king Ilya Rozanov makes the Hollander who walks into the courtroom in 2017 a very different man from the boy who ran out of the hotel room all those years ago.
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[podfic] Cards on the Table by allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, vary for allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic)
19 Aug 2023
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Nick clears his throat and wipes his hands on a napkin. “So Charlie, tell me about yourself.”
“Oh god!” Charlie giggles. “Anything but that fucking question!”
Nick joins him in his laughter. “A truly terrible question, on both dates and job interviews,” he chuckles. “I’ll try to do better. What do you do for work?”
Charlie swallows his food, feeling his heart rate immediately increase. If Nick is going to be an ass about this, he’d rather find out sooner than later. Might as well put all his cards on the table.
“I’m a sex worker,” Charlie replies.
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We really are everywhere by allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
20 Mar 2023
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Nick and Charlie find an interactive online map that has pins from queer folks all around the world. As they browse it, fluffy, sappy, lovey feelings ensue.
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Nick clears his throat and wipes his hands on a napkin. “So Charlie, tell me about yourself.”
“Oh god!” Charlie giggles. “Anything but that fucking question!”
Nick joins him in his laughter. “A truly terrible question, on both dates and job interviews,” he chuckles. “I’ll try to do better. What do you do for work?”
Charlie swallows his food, feeling his heart rate immediately increase. If Nick is going to be an ass about this, he’d rather find out sooner than later. Might as well put all his cards on the table.
“I’m a sex worker,” Charlie replies.
Recent series
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I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight by allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, isto4u, missdeviant, NellieSayzBork, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, roo_writes, roo_writes_HS (roo_writes), shootingforthestars, swise, tinyarmedtrex, TruhamHiggsSportsDay
Fandom Chili's Grill and Bar, Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic), Schitt's Creek, The Office (US), Two More Eggs (Web Series)
16 Apr 2023
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Nick and Charlie are a story that was written in the stars, destined in every universe. Destined to find each other. To fall in love. To cherish and support and adore one another every day of every lifetime, as long as they both may live.
In every universe.
They're also apparently destined to fuck inside the American fast-casual affordably priced Tex-Mex dining chain, Chili's.
Which Chili's, you wonder?
Why, ALL OF THEM.
[A project from the writers of the HSO25 server. May god have mercy on our souls. … Or not, honestly that's probably fair.]
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A series of non-linear one-shots following the life of Glitter!Nick and Boss!Charlie after their time on the show.
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Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4 by Nullevoy
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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A bunch of my Ilya headcanons turned into fics, all you need to know is that this man is absolutely unhinged.
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Bookmarked by allamosaurus
11 Jun 2026
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his sugar baby, his sour coach, his jock bro lady macbeth by angel_deux
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya collide on the ice in 2008, and Shane's career is over before it begins.
In 2014, when they meet each other in a club in Boston, Ilya wants to make it up to him.
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08 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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06 Jun 2026
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When Shane reluctantly agreed to kick off his MLH career with a photoshoot, he imagined, somewhat vaguely, a hockey uniform and some dramatic lighting on the rink. Shoot a few pucks. Pose intensely. That kind of thing.
The marketing agency, apparently, had other ideas.
A plane flight gone wrong, a desperate crash landing, and suddenly hockey’s two brightest young stars find themselves stranded in the heart of the Canadian wilderness. With no way home and no rescue coming, they only have one hope for survival -- each other.
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04 Jun 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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Bookmarked by allamosaurus
03 Jun 2026