10 Works by agentfancypants
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Last year, Shikamaru had known exactly what would happen. He would be on a team with Ino and Chōji, he would get Asuma as a sensei, they’d be given a “genin test” to make sure they were a “real team,” and the Ino-Shika-Cho would pass down another generation. Getting assigned Kakashi shouldn’t have been too much of a change—sure, he was probably ANBU, but it was a politics thing. A high-ranking jonin for the clan heirs; it didn’t make any difference whether it was the current Hokage’s son or the former Hokage’s student who got them.
This year…
Chōji did get assigned to Asuma, but not with, you know, their team. Ino had gotten some new jonin called Kurenai, and the list had kept going without assigning Shikamaru.
“Team Seven! Ruri, Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, assigned to Hatake Kakashi!”
Troublesome. Shikamaru settles in to nap, because he'll probably have… an hour or two, at least.
Two civilian girls. Ugh. They’d better not make him fail this time, or else Mum will yell at him for all of next year too.
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- Part 6 of kakashi bits
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little baby anglerkashi by agentfancypants, rabbit_with_a_sword
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Apr 2026
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Sakumo is in Kiri, cleaning up, when he meets a dying woman with a too-wide mouth of teeth.
"You like kids, right? You don't eat 'em?"
or, Sakumo finds a baby and decides he's his now. He's even already built for cannibalism!
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- Part 2 of kakashi bits
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Kakashi's Uncle Sukea is kind of weird, but he's better than nobody. He supposes. He reads porn, he's late all the time, and he's made it his mission to be annoying and uncannily observant.
But Uncle Sukea is there. So that's something.
(Scenes in Kakashi's life with his Uncle Sukea, from various points of view.)
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- Part 4 of kakashi bits
- Part 2 of Uncle Sukea
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“So… you really are applying for a sabbatical to run around the elemental nations as an, ahem, horny civilian?” Shikaku leafs through the papers, looking with despair at the perfectly neat penmanship. The annoyance of everyone in his life (including Gai) thinking he should be doing literally anything with his life except ANBU has dulled, so he can enjoy their flabbergasted looks when he decides to do something stupid.
This is a deeply, horribly, stupid idea. Kakashi knows this. However, Kakashi is also nineteen, and thus allowed to do stupid things like fucking his way across the Elemental Nations.
(It might even have worked, if he hadn't accidentally-on-purpose seduced the Shadow Mizukage.)
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- Part 5 of kakashi bits
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Uncle Sukea is late to pick Kakashi up from the academy again.
That's not very strange, just annoying. But Kakashi can tell something is wrong, today.
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- Part 3 of kakashi bits
- Part 1 of Uncle Sukea
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want me by agentfancypants
Fandoms: 망나니 소교주로 환생했다 - 대은호 | Reincarnated as an Unruly Heir - eunho (Webnovel)
08 Apr 2024
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Ma Chunso is the leader of the Ming Cult. He can have anything he wants.
Hwi wishes he'd let himself be wanted.
(Quick scene because these two Would Not Leave my head)
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ANBU tattoos have a killswitch built into them.
Kakashi's doesn't work.
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- Part 1 of kakashi bits
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“Well…… I stole a knife.”
“Is that- The knife from Sausage’s church? Why- why do you have that, fWhip?”
“I - this is the one that he used when he- you know. Made us siblings.”One rose has withered. The other two talk.
Inspired by and direct sequel to the wither-rose alliance, or: siblings trying their best by rabbit_with_a_sword.
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For Frostbyte Freeman, rotten flesh is an addiction. Gnawing on his fingers makes sense, as the cold in his core grows.
An examination of Frost’s autocannibalism habits throughout the storyline of the Future SMP.
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Frostbyte Freeman's Escape from the North Pole by agentfancypants
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Future SMP
04 Dec 2020
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This is the story of how Frostbyte Freeman escaped the north pole. His hatred for Christmas runs deeper than anyone would expect.