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In theory, it sounds easy. Jason shouldn’t have any problem. Beer? No big deal. He chugs it like water whenever he’s out partying. If he closed his eyes, he could recognize different beer brands just by the taste. Shit, he’s done a kegstand before! He’s no stranger to stretching his limits, either. Once, he drank a whole two-liter of Coke once, just for fun, even though it swelled his belly taut and left him feeling like he’d burst with each shallow breath. He likes doing things for the hell of it.
Drinking a whole twelve-pack of beer? No problem.
“ChatGPT says he’s gonna hurl,” Ofelia declares.
“Yeah, ChatGPT can eat my ass,” Jason fires back. "Pass me a drink."
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23 Jul 2026
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“I intend to host a holiday party,” Lothridge declares, his lips curving up in a half-smile. “Will you be good enough to play hostess with me?”
Cecelia’s hand clenches around her knife’s hilt.
She may not have a choice but to play the demure, attentive host... yet Cecelia will ruin Lothridge's party, one way or the other. He has an appetite for games and debauchery? Very well. Let him have all he can stomach.
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23 Jul 2026
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Theodore Hardison is just doing business. His firm, Blackwell & Barnes, has a reputation for acquiring smaller companies on the verge of going under. They consolidate, stabilize them, and then sell the re-imagined company to the highest bidder… or let it be quietly absorbed into one of the larger firms in the industry. He's here on a job, and isn't expecting to be quietly sent out of the way.
Except now, he's locked in a wine cellar. With the woman who, apparently, despises him more than anyone else in the world. There's nothing to do but let the walls close in on him...
Or drink. And, bloody hell, if he's trapped in this situation, Theo is going to get drunk.
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23 Jul 2026
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James, a stressed out office worker, seeks an experimental stress-reduction therapy that promises to melt his stress quickly and efficiently. It works... with a few transformative side effects. A freeform commission for Doom7951 that I completed six years ago.
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22 Jul 2026
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Two realizations hit him at once: he's never had friends go out of their way to celebrate his birthday before — and, over the last year, his friends have turned him into a massive glutton.
( in which Jason isn't a fan of his birthday... but thankfully, has friends eager to give him a reason to celebrate. )
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20 Jul 2026