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    He went silent again, his brow furrowed so hard it looked painful. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. He stood up, his hockey gear clanking loudly.

    "I have it. I see on internet. A man. He has jar. He has bubbles."

    Shane blinked. "Bubbles? Like... a fish?"

    "No," Ilya said, pacing the room like a caged bear. "He make life from dust. He mix powder and water. He wait. He feed it like baby. Then... BREAD."

    "Oh so baking, you want to try baking bread?" Shane asked skeptically.

    "Not just bake, Shane. Sourdough. Is complex. Is science. Is war with yeast." Ilya's voice grew passionate, his Russian accent thickening. "It is sour, like my childhood. It is hard crust, like my heart."

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Crackfic. Ilya makes sourdough. Its a little mini shane baby.

    It brings joy♡

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    My fills for the prompt challenge by @retrowrimay on Tumblr! There are 31 prompts in total, plus some alternates. These works will be unrelated to each other, and should mostly be short little one shots.

    If, by some craaaaazy happenstance, any of them act as a continuation, I will link them through their own series.

    Enjoy! 💛

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Beautifuly weitten may challenge♡

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Shane is a Giant Pacific Octopus. Ilya is a Leopard Shark.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Walk with me.
    Shark Ilya, Octopus Shane.
    T.S Eliot poetry and prose.

    Science and Biology and deep sea love.

    " would you love me if I were a worm?" I would love you in any form under all the oceans and you had tentacles and I had gills.

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    "You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused.

    Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?"

    "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing."

    "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together."

    "You know what you're doing."

    Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie."

    BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    10/10 laundry day :) team wants to know what laundry day means... and its doing... laundry. Very important to them.

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    Two years into their marriage, Shane discovers that Ilya has never been on a real first date. There is only one way to remedy the situation: Shane asks his husband out on a date where they pretend that they have just met.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Ilya has his 1st date with shane... after 2 years of being married. Its sweet. And there is a cactus♡