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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Alastor does not believe in safety.

    Safety implies trust. Implies permanence. Implies that something in Hell can exist without teeth bared behind its smile.

    Preparedness, however, is simple. It is leather reinforced at the ribs. Structured stitching beneath a pressed shirt and a pristine coat. It is a waist drawn tight enough to remind the body that it is still contained.

    Every morning, before the smile is set in place and the microphone cane is retrieved from its stand, he fastens the belt.

    It is insurance, not decorative or indulgent or vane. His Sin is not Envy, nor is it Lust.

    Hell is opportunistic. Slights fester. Power shifts. Blades are conversational punctuation.

    He has learned — quite thoroughly — that comfort invites curiosity, and curiosity invites violence.

    So he doesn't let himself relax and give in to comfort.

    And eventually, those at the Hotel notice.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    “Charlie?” Angel dust’s voice was barely a whisper. His entire body was trembling; his eyes were filled with terror, and his arms were holding him like his life depended on it. It propably did. “I think you need to have a talk with Alastor”

     

    Alternatively: Alastor goes to therapy

     

    Based on a Shoot from the hip sketch ''Flurry - therapist and patient''

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “You look like shit.”

    A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.

    “Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”

    Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”

    Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”

    “When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”

    Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”

    “Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Alastor’s sick with a dash of plague, and his subconscious search for safety leads him right to Rosie’s doorstep. In order to get him to rest, (perchance, to sleep) Rosie will need to devise a plan that will render him defenseless. To disarm the Radio Demon is a due challenge, but, luckily, Rosie’s wits are as razor-sharp as her teeth, and with a little insistence, ingenuity, and a serendipitous load of clean laundry to-be-folded, her plan is born and grows perfectly.

    Takes place after the Masterless-Cattle Battle in Season 1; sometime after Alastor flees the scene but before the Hotel has been fully rebuilt. A RadioRose-centric story that can be interpreted as platonic, queerplatonic, romantic… whatever you fancy!

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    15 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    It's a slow, rainy morning in the RadioStatic household. Alastor has been awake all night with a stomach illness. Vincent tries his best to be there for his sick partner, while Alastor resists letting himself be taken care of.

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    15 Jun 2026