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  1. Noob666 oneshots that exist purely to satiate my greed by

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    25 Jul 2026

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  2. My hunger for love (Your starvation of space) by

    Fandom Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)

    29 Mar 2026

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

    Goin' Through Hell to Reach Heaven by

    Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

    19 Jul 2026

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    A retelling of Splatoon 2's Octo Expansion where Agents Three and Eight try to escape from the Deep Sea Metro with their lives. Things are a bit darker than usual.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Bassline Between Us by

    Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

    10 Jun 2026

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    Eight went out expecting a fun night with friends. She didn’t expect to walk away laughing, tipsy, and maybe a little too interested in a certain DJ with neon-green tentacles and sharp comebacks. Connections can happen anywhere—even in the noise of Inkopolis Square.

    AU where Three is a DJ and Eight is a popular turf player.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    If Your Laptop Dies And You Actually Go Touch Grass You Might Even Get A Girlfriend by

    Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

    12 Jul 2026

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    "Fucking fuck fuCK FUCK- “
    Three’s eyes widened as her software crashed, the screen turning a white tint and loading. ‘This program isn’t responding. Wait for it to load?’
    “FUCKKKKKK!”
    Three had a very impressive vocabulary, really. To be fair, though, its not as if they didn’t know any other words- it’s just that none of the other words encapsulated her feelings as well as-
    “FUCK.”
    Yeah, that one. Three slammed shut her shitty laptop with anger- but also with care. She was way too poor to afford another laptop, let alone a better one- and no way in the universe she was letting the chaos duo with their giant fucking billboard (seriously, who needs that big of a billboard??) taunting her from her window to pay for her stuff.
    Man, she really hopes she remembered to save.
    …She probably didn’t.

    Or- That one musician au no one asked for starring lesbian cephalopods

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    25 Jun 2026

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    A Color That Doesn't Exist by

    Fandom Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)

    08 Jun 2026

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    22 Jun 2026

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    the dangers of not confessing by

    Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Rationalizing your feelings is a bad habit Derek has— it's not always a bad thing to sort out your feelings. But sometimes you tend to miss what's right in front of you.

    Or: The five times Avery had tried to flirt with Derek, and the one time he decided to give up.

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    25 May 2026