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Stan needs to get to Oregon. You need to get to California. He has a car. You have a cunt.
(Avril voice) Can I make it any more obvious?
Don't worry. He'll take you out to dinner first. (But he's not paying)
(Or Pre-Postcard Mullet Stan meets you in a bar and you find out you’ll never need anyone else. Except it’s never that easy)
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26 Feb 2025
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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03 Apr 2022
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As far as Dib was aware, Zim was never going to bring it up, even if Dib pried, he would be ignored. There would be no answers, and he was leaving that year behind along with every explanation Dib could have wanted.
Though as the hologram lights up, showing planets and stars and galaxies far from here accompanied by Irken symbols he can barely translate, illuminating the laboratory and casting lights across his and Gir’s face, Dib is starting to put the pieces together.
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100 drabble prompts, all for the Paklet AU, or following the 'Crytpids, Emotions and Possible End of The World' Series following extra moments in the life of Dib and Zim.
None of the drabbles are in chronological order for the timeline. Some will be Zim's POV of certain scenes from the main story. All can be considered canon to the AU, and could contain SPOILERS for the future of the story.Series
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13 Feb 2022
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After being alerted to a Vampire in the area, Swollen Eyeball sends Dib (and by default, Zim) to investigate. The investigation goes as smoothly as you'd think, but it's only until afterwards do the consiquences arise.
Or: the fic where Zim is infected with vamperism.
(Spin off in the CEATPEOTW series. Could be read as stand-alone.)
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06 Nov 2021
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A Dry Creek Remembers Rain by Iravaid
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game)
25 Apr 2026
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One evening, Nines Rodriguez finds himself a captive of the Society of Leopold, alongside Prince goddamn LaCroix. Despite their sects’ fractious history, the two must join forces against enemies both old and new; all while trying to keep the Kindred of LA from tearing each other apart in the process.
Unlikely deals are struck, arguments escalated, and lethal debts come to collect. A true master has played the entire game before the first move, but someone has upturned the board completely.
At least no one ever claims the Free States are boring.
(Originally titled ‘We Don’t Have To Like Each Other To Survive This’, rewritten as of 2026)
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02 Aug 2021