YoullNeverCatchMe
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Getting Over It by YoullNeverCatchMe
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Dec 2019
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Kirishima Eijiro is a 24 year old villain just trying to get through each day, but what could've lead the previously hero-obsessed boy to become the cold-hearted villain he currently is? Was it the one-sided crush he had on his best friend Bakugou Katsuki, or is there something else going on?
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Those words, so filled with animosity, were all that ran through Saruhikos head
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you are forbidden (it makes me want you more) by comradeboyhalo (kalos_kagathos)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
02 Jul 2023
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"You are making me want to throw myself into Hell again," Bad said, in that exasperated tone Skeppy had come to know so well, "and that's not a compliment."
Skeppy crossed his arms. "Then why am I in your house?"
"It's for surveillance purposes," Bad said primly. "An angel couldn't possibly understand the dark ways of Hell."
Skeppy raised an unimpressed eyebrow. "And why are you baking me muffins?"
Bad faltered, staring down at the egg he just cracked. "...Muffins are an ancient demonic murder technique."
The affection in Skeppy’s laugh must have been painstakingly obvious because Bad, too flustered to figure out a comeback, chucked a wooden spoon at him.
Perhaps Skeppy should have foreseen that, if falling from Heaven was possible, falling for a demon was too.
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01 Jun 2026
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When The Sunlight Dies by bramble_patch (Marianne_Dashwood), personalized_radio
Fandoms: Dream SMP
07 Oct 2021
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It's been three months since the coup. Three months since Sapnap, a knight, and George, his prince, have been chased out of their home. Three months of being on the run, trying to find a safe way out of Kinoko without being caught by the president's mercenaries or an opportunistic bounty hunter.
It's hard, but it would be a lot easier if he didn't have to worry about George's sudden taste for wandering. Or the two guides that have worked their way into his group, promising them a safer way out of the kingdom. And it would be a whole lot easier if Sapnap wasn't flying solo, doing a job made for two.
And then there's the Godling to worry about. Yeah. That's a whole thing.
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- Part 1 of scarecrow
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14 May 2026
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Ghost nods at Soap, closing the med-pack and reattaching it to his vest, standing and offering Soap a hand. Soap takes it, naturally, standing on shaky legs that steady after a few moments, “Don’t get shot again. Don’t have time for a rescue mission every day, Johnny.”
Laughing, Soap shakes his head and punches Ghost’s shoulder, “Haud yer wheesht.”
“English, MacTavish.” Ghost tells him, and Soap can hear the smile in his voice.
Soap hopes Ghost can’t see the way he blushes, “Oh, fuck off.”
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Or: Soap gets hurt a lot and Ghost is always saving him :]
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- Part 2 of ghostsoap fics
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22 Oct 2025
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“Am I the arsehole for refusing to break up with my boyfriend after my husband found out about us?"
"I, 34M, and my husband, 36M, have been together for 8 years, married for 5 and a few months back, he asked me to open our marriage…”
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Soap's husband coerces him into opening their marriage "for the sake of it" and while reluctant at first, Gaz helps him navigate his new normal with a Tinder profile where he finds a Silver Fox that makes him see his marriage in a different light.
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15 Oct 2025
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“Is this guy bothering you, hermano?”
Soap’s Spanish accent is still truly terrible, but Rodolfo has never been happier to hear the sound of his voice.
OR— Soap and Rodolfo accidentally start fake dating. Certain their love lives are nonexistent anyway, they don't bother to clear up the misconception. Ghost and Alejandro aren't entirely pleased with the situation.
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05 Oct 2025