YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
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When I was a kid my whole reality split; I was living a lie by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Sep 2023
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Batman is gone. Him and his closest allies have been taken by the Justice Lords. Gotham is defenceless, and Stephanie Brown has decided to do something about that.
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I read Sword_Kylla's Safety Line of Principle and went 'cool, I wonder what Steph's up to?'
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Disgustingly young second wife by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
Fandoms: Legally Blonde (Movies)
20 May 2023
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Look, sometimes you just have a bad day and want to have Elle Woods comfort you, y'know?
Also, whilst I've nothing against it, this is not Elle/reader, this is Elle/me specifically, so don't go looking for what you won't get -
Handy Shipping Manifesto by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Holy Musical B@man - Team StarKid
02 Feb 2023
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Sure, they're never actually going to meet, but the literary symbolism is just incredible amounts of fun.
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A Podfic version of my work The Red Mess
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- English
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A fake true crime story, where the crime is fire safety violations and Jason and Pam work together to save lives.
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mama’s boy (half of my heart is in your chest) by triebwerke
Fandoms: Animal Kingdom (TV)
17 Jul 2026
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Pharaohs would be buried with their favorite slaves and concubines. Maybe that’s why she chose him to die with her, to serve her in the afterlife. Baz and Julia certainly won’t.
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- English
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- 1,018
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Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
01 Aug 2026
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Within the first ten minutes of examining Debbie Cohen, Robby knows exactly what's wrong with her. He knows it in his gut.
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- Part 5 of The Pitt Season 2
Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
24 Jul 2026
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Pre-Martinaise, Harry had just been dumped by Jean after an ill-advised and toxic affair of six months. Now, as Harry returns to life in Jamrock, Jean is tasked with explaining to his partner what happened between them and who they are to each other — all while reconstituting Harry's task force under the leadership of the 41st's newest lieutenant, Kim.
Kim, Jean and Harry head back to Martinaise after tensions flare between the Union and the RCM, and the three of them work to subvert corporate and Coalition interference in the region while Jean and Harry rediscover their feelings for each other.
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Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
18 Jul 2026
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being a loser with you doesn't suck (santos&whitaker roommate series) by likeshipsonthesea
Fandom The Pitt (TV)
14 Apr 2026
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a series of fics about trinity santos and dennis whitaker dealing with life in the pitt and beyond and maybe possibly kind of becoming friends along the way
title from a song called "Loser" by Julian Moon
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Jack had set him up with a “challenge” several weeks ago. It involved things like taking his medication every day, drinking more water than coffee, getting at least seven hours of sleep a night, and eating a minimum of two full meals a day. Jack had been keeping tabs on Robby—as best as he could, given they worked opposite shifts—and hadn’t yet been satisfied with Robby’s performance.
Until now.
Or: Robby gets a reward for being a good pup.
Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
09 Jul 2026