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count my little scars (behind my dirty imbecile) by WizardlyLizard
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
05 Jun 2026
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Bobby hands something out to her - something red. An apple. He’s smiling again. “Are you hungry?”
She doesn’t say anything, just grabs it. She’s always fast when it comes to food.
He lets out a shocked chuckle. “I hope that’s alright. I keep ‘em for Dancer, and he doesn’t complain much.” He gives the horse a loving pat on the neck.
Rumi doesn’t complain much, either, with a mouth full of apple.
Rumi is many things: Demonspawn. Orphan. Gang member. Pit fighter. Liar. Thief. Killer. Survivor.
She's been through hell. She swears she'll never go back.
It takes an unlikely trio for her to realize she's still in it - and that they can help her escape.
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Or: a Rumi-PoV dark fantasy story with a whole lot of angst in her past, a whole lot of depression in her present, and a glimmer of hope for her future - a glimmer that shines brighter when surrounded by so much darkness. -
I’ll Take the Fire from the Stars (Ignitus) by SoundOfZen, WizardlyLizard
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
25 Apr 2026
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In a world… Where music and technology are one… Three women… Three lovers… are trapped by forces far beyond what they can handle. Can the power of trust, love, and one massive fuck-off gun save them from certain doom?
(yes, yes it can)——
or: the pilot episode of a cyberpunk polytrix AU with immense stakes, tense action, and a whole lot of musical technobabble. and a little bit of yuri, too. (as a treat)
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it runs in the family, i come by it honestly by WizardlyLizard
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
15 Apr 2026
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A month after the Idol Awards, Rumi is struck by a torturous nightmare that only gets worse when she wakes. She cannot resist the painful call in her mind that pulls her towards a mysterious location; giving in, though, leads to her body being warped and corrupted into a demon with a vile, insatiable hunger. She is forced to push through new pain and old fears in order to reclaim her life from the traumatic fate her parents left for her.
Without her real family - without Celine, who Rumi can't bring herself to hate; without Bobby, who looks out for them all; without Mira and Zoey, who love her and each other in ways they hardly understand - she would be lost. Together? They all stand a chance to heal from the wounds they've inherited.
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Or: a post-canon story about generational trauma, inherited burdens, the power of found family, the difference between forgiveness and absolution, and the loss and reclamation of control. It's also about silly moments stolen out of the heart of hardship, intense fight scenes with heavy consequences, the author's relatively brief love affair with Shakespearean tragedy, and a slowburn romance deeply intertwined with the process of healing. -
slap me on the wrist (tsk tsk) i'm trying / why am i so irresponsible? by WizardlyLizard
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
19 Mar 2026
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Zoey is the newest hire at Sunlight Entertainment: a bright-eyed accountant with a shiny degree and a bold presence. And, only a month after she joined the company, she's been called in to talk to her boss's boss, CEO Ryu Rumi, about what she can only assume is the imminent loss of her job. Zoey worked too hard to lose her position so quickly, though, and Rumi is really hot and clearly checking her out... so the decision is obvious: she's more than willing to seduce her CEO to keep her job.
She soon learns that Rumi is freakier than she ever would have expected. But Zoey is as bold as she is greedy, and she begs for more. Rumi grants her wish: she invites their CFO to join in the fun.
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Or: two chapters of smut involving unprofessional behavior by three women who really don't care about the rules but do care about safe sex, tons of foreplay and dirty talk that mixes praise and degradation, absolutely feral fingering and fucking, and the author's undisguised (but not especially kinky) fascination with piercings. -
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Professional photographer Rumi is invited by her two favorite models - Mira and Zoey - to collaborate on a 'special costume photoshoot'. The email is laden with euphemisms, the studio they suggest is very private, and if Rumi hadn't been working with the couple for a year by now she'd think they were out to harvest her organs. As it is, she's left to wonder how much intent is really behind their flirting.
When she arrives, she's greeted by the pair wearing revealing bunny suits and hungry expressions. But Rumi has a reputation to uphold and a job to do, so she keeps her cool and remains a gentleman about it.
Mira and Zoey didn't dress up for a risqué photoshoot, though. They want Rumi to join them in bed, and they can only not-so-subtly tease for so long before they decide to be bold... and learn that Rumi isn't as shy as they'd thought.
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Or: a smutty two-shot involving a buff, tattooed professional photographer and the two beautiful models who are incredibly down bad for her, a butch-femme dynamic with soft dominance+brat taming, plenty of playful flirting and affectionate banter, and the author nerding out a little bit over photography.Now with cover art!
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being a bitch is my kink by Yannie for somethinglikesawyer
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
06 Jun 2026
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The collars were for-
Oh, what the fuck.
It wasn't like Zoey was a prude. She knew about kink—hell, she knew some of the things she sold were used for kink—and she'd also had thoughts about Mira putting a collar on her late at night when it was just her and her imagination, but-
"Oh my god," Zoey murmured. She could feel the heat radiating from her face. "You don't have a dog."
Zoey gets asked to make a collar for Mira's pet, Rumi, who's definitely a large dog and not her very human girlfriend, right?
Right?
Bookmarked by WizardlyLizard
06 Jun 2026
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Rumi touched her fingers to her ribs. She could feel the heat radiating from her skin, even through her clothes. A distant, miserable part of her said, this is going to hurt.
She pushed her fingers down.
The rib shifted.
The thing about telling one very big lie is that it requires a foundation of hundreds of smaller lies to hold it up, lies such as "I'm fine," and "nothing's broken," and "it doesn't hurt."
Rumi finds this out the hard way.
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Bookmarked by WizardlyLizard
14 May 2026
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BASED ON GYNGERWOMBAT'S CEO AU
Kang Mira, 35-year old CEO of Kang Co. and owner of international fashion giants MIN/HWA and KANG, needs a nanny for her 8-year old twins, Seo-jin and So-mi.
Ryu Rumi, 35-year old personal assistant, best friend, and long-term fuck buddy to Mira, needs Mira to get a nanny so that she can do her job.
Dr. Zoey Diaz, burnt out 25-year old psychology prodigy and dual-citizen hiding in South Korea from her baggage in America, desperately needs money and to get laid.
They all get more than they bargain for when no-strings sex, unrequited love, and family drama collide as the three try to navigate this attraction between them, and work their way through all the mistakes they make along the way.
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- Part 2 of Blurred Lines (Sign Here)
Bookmarked by WizardlyLizard
30 Apr 2026
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She'd like to see them, pretty please. Touch them, even. Feel them ripple underneath her. But first she needs to take all her clothes off—something made more difficult by the fact that for some reason, Rumi is wearing three fucking belts.
Zoey slides her hands between their bodies, scrambling to undo the first one.
"We need to have a word with your stylist about these decisions they're making," Zoey huffs as the metal buckle opens up. She tugs on the leather until it slips loose and then tosses it to the side.
"I thought you liked the outfit?" Rumi manages a laugh despite the clear tension in her voice, swallowing as Zoey presses her hands against the plane of her stomach.
Zoey gives her a look. "Well they clearly weren't thinking of me when they put you in it!"
OR: Zoey & Rumi are on separate tours, finally perform in the same city after two weeks, stumble into their hotel room and fuck about it
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- Part 6 of Zoerumi Fluff / Oneshots
Bookmarked by WizardlyLizard
27 Apr 2026
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A week after the mysterious plane explosion over the HUNTR/X concert, you find a phone outside the KSPO Dome. But... who does it belong to?
And why does it smell like jet fuel and sulfur?
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Bookmarked by WizardlyLizard
08 Apr 2026