17 Bookmarks by Weirdlelu
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It beats me black and blue but it fucks me so good by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2024
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“You haven’t called me for a while.”
Draco shrugs, holding his head up high. “Yes. And?”
“And. I know exactly what that means.”
Draco raises a single brow, blinking slowly. He looks unimpressed. “It means I’ve forgotten you exist. It means I’m completely and utterly over you, no matter how much your overinflated ego tries to convince you otherwise. It means — ”
“It means you haven’t been properly fucked in ages.”
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Callmeladybirdlikeyousaidyouwould (Weirdlelu)
08 Jun 2026
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When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.
Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.
Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.
And you know what? He just might.
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- 92,311
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Bookmarked by Callmeladybirdlikeyousaidyouwould (Weirdlelu)
05 May 2026
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A tracking spell goes completely wrong in Defence Against the Dark Arts, and somehow Harry ends up in another universe, eerily similar to his own except with one stark difference: he can, for some reason, smell everyone. And strongly.
He might have been able to handle it, if his partner in the class hadn’t been affected by the spell as well, and ended up right there with him.
He probably would have been able to. Except that his partner, of course, had to be Draco bloody Malfoy.
And he smells fantastic.
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Bookmarked by Callmeladybirdlikeyousaidyouwould (Weirdlelu)
28 Apr 2026
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After the events of Halloween 1981, Sirius Black finds himself raising Harry, with the assistance of Remus, in a world where Voldemort never disappears for 11 years.
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- Part 4 of Maddest House
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- English
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- 42,687
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- 17/17
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Bookmarked by Callmeladybirdlikeyousaidyouwould (Weirdlelu)
22 Apr 2026
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“Remus Lupin, frontman for The Six.” Sirius took a long drag off his cigarette, looking up at the dense evening sky. “You know, I asked around about you. You’re quite the mystery.”
Remus shrugged. “Not much for the spotlight.”
“Right,” Sirius drawled. “I bet you’re also not much for the rock ‘n roll perks.”
Remus tensed, sparing Sirius a scathing glance. “I’m sober now.”
Sirius quirked a brow in disbelief. Remus scowled at his nonchalance, unwilling to explain himself and scared that maybe, just maybe, the disbelief was warranted.
Loosely based on Daisy Jones & The Six
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Bookmarked by Callmeladybirdlikeyousaidyouwould (Weirdlelu)
20 Apr 2026
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In tears, very movie-like and so so sweet but at the same time gut wrenching lovelovelove this; felt like watching a movie
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Sasuke Uchiha was a very private person with deeply held secrets. One of them being his major crush on his straight co-worker, the other...
When Naruto finds out that Sasuke likes to wear lacey lingerie under his slacks- they strike a deal. Sasuke will help him land the girl of his dreams as payment for keeping his secret safe.
But- Sasuke decides to find a way to keep Naruto all to himself instead and hopes it all won't blow up in his face.
Or- A story about secrets and finding someone to share them with.
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29 Nov 2025
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Remus watched as Sirius downed a shot of tequila, a bit of the clear liquid sliding down the front of his throat and soaking into his extremely tight and extremely revealing black crop top. The top left nothing to the imagination, hugging just above where his sternum met the flat of his stomach.
Remus felt himself blush and looked away from Sirius, deciding that that was enough staring for one night. That would get him through the night just fine.
“If you’re done staring, I’d like to play Mario Kart.” Sirius rolled his eyes at the flushed look on Remus’ face and grabbed his hand. He led him to the couch where he shoved him down and Remus just- let him.
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Sirius Loses Mario Kart And Remus Fucks Him
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Falling in love with the literal boy next door is sweet. Unless you're also a boy, and you're on the high school basketball team, and it's the early 2000s. Remus Lupin breaks hearts and fucks up and tries to do better.
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During a quite frankly ridiculous game of spin the bottle, Lily discovers something about Sirius that ties them together, and also, somehow, seems to make him think she's his psychiatrist. Or: how Lily Evans accidentally became the Marauder's matchmaker.
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Dive In (or Drown Trying) by phlarry
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 May 2025
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As an incredibly talented collegiate diver and one of two captains for the University of Tokyo’s extremely successful Swim and Dive team, Fushiguro Megumi has no time for distractions. He’s far too busy with grueling practices, demanding courses, and an insanely complicated family life to spend time on foolish things like cute guys or, god forbid, romance. He needs to keep his head in the game so he can lead his team to their fourth national title in five years, thereby ensuring he doesn’t make a fool of himself or make his team regret voting him in as the youngest captain their university has ever seen.
So, he’s got no time for romance. Especially when the guy trying to woo him is the captain of the men’s water polo team (the very same team that cost them the title two years ago), and especially when that captain is the most frustratingly perfect idiot he’s ever met, one Itadori Yuuji.
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Or, immovable object (way too serious collegiate dive star Megumi) meets unstoppable force (way too sexy water polo team captain Yuuji). Hilarity ensues.
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- Part 1 of the (literal) water sports fic
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Shooting Stars by imnotpoppunk
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Oct 2022
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"Don't know, but people go crazy for him. He's vulgar and rude and doesn't care what people think of him. And his songs are really catchy," Denki explains. Izuku isn't sure about that last part, but whatever.
Izuku doesn't have to like the music in order to take pictures of the musician.
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Photographer Izuku is dropped from his publication when he gets into a social media feud with pop sensation, Katsuki, over an unflattering photo. Out of spite, he then takes a job offer from a trashy, but well-known, tabloid magazine. It's not his dream job, but he'll definitely be able to get his revenge on the singer by taking paparazzi photos and getting paid for it.
Maybe it'll blow up in his face. Maybe not.
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- English
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- 98,294
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 12
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- 1,120
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Bookmarked by Weirdlelu
23 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Peak, Bakugo pop girly mommy and daddy issues to the max , Bakugo's mental health, good writings and plot
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sky-fallen demons and secular angels by mimisyum
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Feb 2023
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Katsuki’s fingers fidget on his blanket. His mind is nearly pulsing with the music overhead, the constant, loud noises from extras jumping and dancing worsening to actual pain. Katsuki will actually kill Todoroki. The next time he sees that bastard, nothing will stop him from dragging his two-toned ass through hell and back—
A shrinking crack overtakes the room.
Mina stills, eyes focusing on Katsuki again. “What was that?”
Katsuki looks up, scowling. “I don’t—”
And then the roof collapses above him.
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In which Shouto throws a rave on a school night, Mina is the best friend anyone can have, Izuku is drunk and out of his mind, and Katsuki desperately needs some peace. And a new ceiling.
He gets a boyfriend instead.
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- Part 1 of bkdk living in mimi's head 24/7
- Language:
- English
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- 9,196
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 27
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- 1,128
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Bookmarked by Weirdlelu
14 Apr 2025
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Too sweet for me by Maydne
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2024
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Katsuki's a little criminal shit, and Izuku will put up with him as long as he doesn't shame him in front of everyone else. Of course, Bakugou always overstep his boundaries and Izuku keeps loving him.
"I beg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker"
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Inspired by the song 'Please Please Please' by Sabrina Carpenter.Bookmarked by Weirdlelu
30 Mar 2025
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LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Return To Me by NavioftheValley
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Nov 2025
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After seven years of overworking himself to revive Izuku’s dream, Katsuki is exhausted. To make some extra money without having to kill himself for it, Denki recommends starting a podcast with Izuku.
It’s a stupid idea. It probably won’t even get approved by his PR agent. It runs the risk of Izuku discovering everything.
But if it works? Maybe he’ll be able to afford a steak in a few weeks.
God. Katsuki misses steak.
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Spiderweb of a Kiss by Pew_Pew_16
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Oct 2024
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Katsuki agrees to go to a house party with his classmates. Has to sit on Izuku's lap on the way. Nerd creams his pants from the accidental dry humping and leaves Katsuki with blue balls and confused. But Izuku is nothing if not caring and determined to see something through.
Bookmarked by Weirdlelu
06 Jan 2025
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I love the bakusquad here uuugh
This is actually what happend after war guys im horikoshi -
new year’s spirit(s) by spicycely (pizzanut)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Dec 2024
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A New Year’s party, too much booze, and absolute chaos.
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- Part 3 of drinking buddies— extras!
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Yaomomo sighs. “We’ve got a little bit of a situation, Bakugou. Ashi—uhm, somebody might have accidentally signed you up for that modelling gig.”
Katsuki holds up a hand. "So what you’re telling me here," he says, "is that you told Calvin Klein I would model for them. In my underwear.”
Ashido sinks behind a desk to hide. “Yes.”
(The thing is, they really do need the money. And Katsuki's technically the leader of this bunch of morons, so he finds himself taking the job even though his pride will never recover. And even though nobody thought to tell him that he'd be working with his ex-boyfriend. You know, the cute freckled guy from high school who went and broke his heart.
So, yeah. This whole situation kind of sucks.)
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- English
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- 18,018
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- 1/1
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- 31
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- 379
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Bookmarked by Weirdlelu
01 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
this is one of the betters au's i read in a long time
cuties