VeryIntricateRituals
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Somebody hold me too close (Somebody hurt me too deep) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Sep 2023
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When Guillermo makes it back home. And he’s human, and empty, and he can see the pale sunlight from the windows (he should really cover them again). And he’s alone, and it’s quiet, so quiet that he can hear his own heartbeat, the heartbeat that wasn’t there before, and he can feel the beard on his face, and he can hear his breath, soft, soft.
When he makes it back home, to his little room covered in pillow feathers, he sits on his cot, takes off his glasses, puts his head in his hands and he cries.
...Or Guillermo didn't like being a vampire and so he promptly goes into an existential crisis.
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Stop me (I find myself believing) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Aug 2023
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They save the world. And only now that the dust is settling, now that they are not about to die in the next ten minutes. Only now, Crowley finally allows both his mind and eyes to wander to him, to the angel who is standing on his right, like he always used to, like he still belongs there. And considers the thought that he’d been avoiding for days: Aziraphale is back, back for the first time in three years, and while that may be exactly what Crowley desperately longed for, he somehow finds it deeply unsettling.
Or Crowley spent 6000 years wooing Aziraphale to no avail because when he was brave and confessed, the angel broke his heart and left for Heaven. But now, three years later, the world is safe for good and Aziraphale is back. Crowley, however, has given up because he doesn’t know where they stand anymore, and he honestly cannot deal with another heartbreak. That’s okay, because now Aziraphale seems to be more than willing to do the wooing.
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your kisses mean murder (and your promises rhyme with pain) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 May 2022
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“Vampiric transformations vary from person to person” Nadja said to the camera. She was sitting on the couch in the fancy room.
“Or from vampire to vampire” commented Laszlo, sitting next to her. “There are different kinds. Mine was just the usual. My Nadja took my blood and gave me hers. All in all, it took mere hours. By the time my would-be lady-wife had to leave me to hide from the sun, it was already done and we shared a coffin in the morning”.
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Of course, the whole Vampiric Council thing was a trap. It had been obvious in retrospect. And the fact that Guillermo hadn’t seen it coming from a mile away meant that spending so much time with the vampires was lowering his IQ.
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Listen we need more Guillermo gets turned fics. I give you my humble attempt. Set somewhere in the middle of season 3. -
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With Sirius still in Azkaban and thought guilty by everyone including his only living friend, it falls to Remus to take care of Harry after the five year old was bitten and turned into a werewolf...
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The Blinding Lights of Forbidden Fires by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Nov 2014
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The one where they meet when they're teenagers: in college, obviously. Damn geniuses!
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During the filming of The Vampire Lestat, Armand ends up spending the daytime in Daniel's hotel suite. Fresh off the lessons learned from two divorces, Daniel brings him a vampiric version of breakfast in bed. Which is, in this case, a man who's slowly dying.
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he gets to ask it i get to tell by jeyneofpoole
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
04 Jul 2026
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There’s a child of the Renaissance in Daniel's living room.
A contemporary of Michaelangelo is watching a thrifted Blu-Ray copy of Finding Nemo on his ten-year old television. He’s disturbingly engrossed. He likes the part where the little girl shakes the fish in the plastic bag; he laughs. He’s wearing socks with tiny rabbits printed on them, and they make hypnotic patterns as he rubs his feet together subtly, like a scheming evil fly.
Big biting insect, ominous presence, nighttime creature. Sharing the sofa with a nuclear warhead. The creep says, “The artistic direction of this film is superb, beloved.”
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“You keep missing the prostate,” Armand comments flatly. He’s practically as still as a statue, moving only from the force of Daniel’s steady, measured thrusts. “With stunning consistency.”
And, Christ, Daniel’s had about as much as he can take of the color commentary. Before he can think better of it, he grunts a harsh, “Shut up.”
“Would you rather I lie to you, Daniel?” Armand asks sweetly, looking back at him over his shoulder. “I can do that if you’d like.”
Daniel isn’t stupid enough not to realize that’s a trap.
“So there is a floor, then.” His voice is still perfectly even as he plucks the thought from Daniel’s mind. “I was beginning to grow concerned.”
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tend to the row of your violets by theknife (angelcuppa)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Jul 2026
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Here Armand is beneath him, small and thin and malleable, pretty as sunlight as he looks up at Daniel in the dark.
“Hello?” Armand says, amused, and Daniel should not laugh, should not dare to when his hand is wrapped around Armand’s throat. It escapes him anyway, a breathy sort of chuckle, and Armand smiles at the sound of it.
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In the Trials of the Heart by monstersinthecosmos
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice
24 Dec 2016
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Armand gets invited to visit Marius and Daniel for Christmas. Angst & saltiness ensue. Set slightly before Prince Lestat.