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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    Matt and Foggy are in a relationship, but sex is still somewhat new between them. One encounter leads to Foggy feeling insecure about his future with Matt. Matt assures Foggy that there is no such thing as bad sex between them.

    Or, Matt is 100% a simp for Foggy. This man is down bad for Foggy Nelson in every universe. And that's just canon.

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    26 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    He had promised himself he wouldn’t let Aziraphale get away again but there’s not much he can do about it now. He can’t exactly chase him down the street calling ‘I just need to stick my hand down your trousers because curiosity is getting the better of me.’

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    19 Sep 2023

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    Aziraphale is far too pure of heart to be anybody’s bit on the side. Or so Crowley thinks. But when his friend starts seeing walking red flag Jim, with his dodgy smiles and mysterious past, Crowley does everything he can to protect Aziraphale from disaster. His own heart might just end up being collateral damage.

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    05 Sep 2023

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    Crowley discovers the Bentley is more linked to him than he thought.

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    01 Sep 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Aziraphale Crowley has a blessed life. He has two wonderful children Adam and Warlock, and a husband he adores. But when an offhanded remark about his weight from his brother Gabriel causes Aziraphale to crash diet, things are about to come crashing down all around him. Literally.
    Can his husband woo his angel for a second time when the man in question has no recollection of him and seems to think they are both an angel and a demon for real? It won't be easy, but dammit he's going to try.

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    09 Aug 2023

  6. Public Bookmark 77

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    A fix-it of how season 2 should have ended. (With them together, obviously)

    Aziraphale was it for Crowley. That beautiful, intelligent, hilarious, moronic, stupid, clever angel was his soulmate. At first, in the beginning after he fell, he wondered if demons even had a soul, but just the way his heart seemed to glow from simply just standing nearby to his angel proved to him that he must own one. The glow seemed to radiate heat to every end of his lanky limbs, but now… now there would be no glow. No light, no banter, no cafes, no dinners or brunches… and there would never be a nightingale that dared sing in his presence. He’d not only lost his best friend, but he lost the love of his entire existence.

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    31 Jul 2023

  7. Public Bookmark 25

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    When Dr. Gadling (CMO) remarks that one particular crewmember (the ship's CSO, Morpheus Endless) is particularly prone to injury, he decides to confront the man. But it will not end quite how Hob had imagined.

    Or

    They're both stupid your honour, but in space.

    ~~~~~

    Dreamling Bingo Prompt Fill : C4 - Star Trek (adopted) + E1 - Spaceship
    Star Trek AU, Fuck or Die trope, Idiots in love

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    21 Jul 2023

  8. Public Bookmark 49

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    After the failed Apocalypse, Aziraphale tries to blame himself for everything that went wrong between them, and Crowley realizes he needs to set the record straight.

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    06 Feb 2022

  9. This has been deleted, sorry!

    23 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read when finished

  10. Public Bookmark 77

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    The hunt is on for a mysterious and deadly scroll with the power to topple the world into chaos. Will Dr. Azira Fell, professor of Egyptology, find it in time to prevent the impending apocalypse? Or will an evil organization bent on destroying civilization find it first? To have even a chance at saving the world, he'll need to rely on the wily Anthony J. Crowley, professional guide and adventurer. But can Azira trust the inscrutable explorer, or will he lose his heart along with his life?

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    17 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    read when finished

  11. Public Bookmark 29

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    Crowley is beautiful when he sleeps. His eyes that are usually full of icy cold and disdain are now closed, his features soften – and Aziraphale can almost see the former Crowley looking back at him with a tender smile. Crowley who didn’t enjoy needless sacrifice, didn’t approve of Hell’s methods, didn’t want Armageddon to come to pass.

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    14 Jul 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Make it quick, then.”

    In for a penny… Crowley thought, then said, “Do you wanna have sex?”

    Aziraphale’s response was instant.

    He froze.

    “Can you repeat that?”

    --

    Several years after a not-so-nice breakup, former uni sweethearts Aziraphale Fell and Anthony Crowley found themselves working for the same company. For the most part it was nothing bad. In fact, it could have been much worse. At least they were still good friends. It was the most ideal situation. Absolutely nothing to complain about. No lingering feelings whatsoever.

    I'm sure y'all know where this is going, folks.

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    20 Jun 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read later

  13. Public Bookmark 14

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    Someday, the love that dare not speak its name will find its voice, and with it the demand to call aloud and be heard.

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    21 Apr 2021

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    Aziraphale, an ordinary bookshop owner in Soho, has been friends with Anthony J. Crowley for well over three years now, but sometimes he thinks that he isn't fully human. He can't be.

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    09 Apr 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 83

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    Aziraphale and Crowley had been neighbours for six years - and best friends for even longer than that.
    To Aziraphale's distress, that was about to change:

    “I’m leaving."

    Aziraphale looked up from his position on his couch at his friend, Crowley. His best friend as it was. They had known each other for what felt like forever, but in reality since they met at the university 15 years ago. Crowley was now standing in the door frame between the hallway and the living room, grey hoodie on.

    “Yes, I can see that. See you tomorrow.”

    “No- I mean yes, that too.” Crowley looked down at his feet and took a deep breath. “That’s not what I meant.” He raised his head again. “I’m leaving London.”

    Aziraphale almost dropped the book he was reading. For a few seconds it was like the whole world came crashing down around him, like his life would never be the same again.

    “Why?” was all he could manage to press out.

    Crowley looked closed off. 

    “I’ve got a new job, thought it was time to move on.”

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    07 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    finished, read later

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Aziraphale doesn't really like camping, but when Anathema, his only friend at Uni, invites him on a trip with her friends, he decides to take a chance and go. But perhaps if he had known HE was going, Aziraphale would have skipped the trip altogether. Aziraphale has been infatuated with Crowley for months, but has never built up the courage to actually talk to him. But now, in the middle of the woods with nowhere else to go, he might just find his chance.

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    19 Mar 2021

  17. This has been deleted, sorry!

    14 Mar 2021

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  18. Public Bookmark 67

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    The End comes round once again; naturally, this is not accepted gracefully. A little comedy, a little angst, set in heaven, hell, and all points between.

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    21 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    To read

  19. Public Bookmark 74

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    A summer day at the cottage. Nothing of note; and that itself is worth noting, isn’t it?

    Aziraphale's hair is floofy and Crowley's heart is (shh, don’t tell anyone) a delicate, wobbly thing still, flush with peace at long last. The two of them banter, flirt, discuss the neighbors, and enjoy being just a couple of married blokes in their garden.

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    11 Jan 2021

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    Father Aziraphale Fell lives a quiet life as a priest in Tadfield. When Father Anthony Crowley arrives, appointed there by the diocese, a lot of things he thought forgotten will re appear to face him with the deepest and most hidden parts of himself.

    A Priests AU

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    Cover Art by the ridiculously talented
    NuriaMurogio 💕✨

    Illustration in chapter 3 by the amazing Lei-Sam 💕

    Illustration in chapter 6 by the wonderful Gingerlizzard 💕

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    Words:
    43,548
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    10
    Comments:
    1,494
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    841
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    58,996

    17 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    to read, ca 27k words, WIP

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