TreeToad



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    The Serpent of Eden, cursed to crawl on his belly.

    A sudden, accidental transformation into his snake form leaves Crowley haunted. He fears what Aziraphale seeing the more monstrous side of him could do to their relationship. Fears forsaking any trace of humanity he’s acquired over six millenia and giving over to the nature of the form that was inflicted upon him.

    Fortunately, Aziraphale won't let Crowley wallow in his inner turmoil all on his own. He has a plan. (Yes, of course that plan involves books.) And he's going to do everything in his power to help him overcome his fears. To become comfortable in his own scales. And to learn to love every part of himself. (As well as be loved in return.)

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    11 Jul 2026

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    After dissolving into oblivion, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves alive and in the bookshop. Wait a second... hadn't God just destroyed them? Why were they here? Perhaps the answer lies at the pub?

    NOTE: for the purposes of this story, the events of the finale remain the same, up to and including the annihilation of Aziraphale and Crowley, and the rebooting of the universe. But after that…well. Read on.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    It’s two weeks out of Eden, and it’s so darn hot.

    Thank God for that Oasis.

    Guess getting naked is the only solution, right?

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    10 Jul 2026

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    The worst thing in a whole panoply of worst things was that he mostly just really wanted to sit down on the sofa — the comfy sofa! He had a comfy sofa, what was his life coming to — and let Aziraphale stroke his hair.

    “Oh,” Aziraphale said, suddenly stopping dead. “Crowley.” His tone sounded completely different now. Worried? Sympathetic? Something? “Crowley. My dear. You’ve finally started making a home for yourself.”

    What do you do after the Apocalypse doesn't happen; when you're suddenly unemployed, spending a lot more time with your hereditary adversary, and avoiding a whole lot of feelings? Manifesting cushions is probably a bad sign...

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    08 Jul 2026

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    It's March 2020, and Crowley happens to be in the bookshop when he and Aziraphale find out that lockdown is happening. Obviously it would be completely irresponsible if he left.

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