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So Happy Together by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2026
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Shen Yuan, an average university student with a passion/disdain for online literature is suddenly thrust into the world of PIDW as an npc wife of an equally npc husband.
His new spouse seems to be hell bent on ignoring and evading him for a mysterious reason, the entire fiasco somehow culminating in Shen Yuan, long time hater of PIDW, fucking his number one online nemesis.
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01 Jul 2026
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A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars by RestMyCase for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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“Does bonding with you mean you’re mine?” he asked with nearly a childlike wonder.
Gasps erupted behind them.
Familiars did not speak aloud.
Shen Jiu ignored everyone else completely.
“It means you're mine,” he corrected coolly.
The creature’s eyes narrowed pleasantly.
“Ah,” it said softly. “That works too.”
Shen Jiu wants a powerful familiar. An intelligent familiar. A familiar worthy of the Academy's top student.
What he gets is Shen Yuan.
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Shen Jiu accidentally summons an eldritch horror with the personality of an affectionate cat and discovers that everyone else's survival instincts are dramatically overdeveloped.
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01 Jul 2026
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False Premise by EClairatee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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Wei Ying lived a wonderful life within his adoptive family. Uncle Q, though strict at times, did his best to raise him as his late mother wanted. Lan Huan, his older brother, often bragged about his genius. And Lan Zhan-- Well, up until high school, Lan Zhan had been his best friend in the world.
Wei Ying has no idea where the rift between them started, but he knows where it ended them. An eavesdropped conversation his senior year of high school. Lan Zhan wanted space, and Wei Ying gave it to him-- transferring to Yunmeng University at the last moment.
Coming home after a year, Wei Ying expected things to be awkward. What he didn't expect was the odd behavior from the boy that so desperately wanted him gone. Wei Ying had given him everything he wanted, so why does Lan Zhan look so sad?
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01 Jul 2026
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7 Days in Kinktown by EClairatee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Wei Ying has a case of writer's block, so his friend Nie Huaisang offers up his brother's cabin for two weeks in late winter-- forgetting that time period coincides with the annual Gusu Kink Expo.
Lan Wangji has been looking forward to his annual kink vacation, but when Nie Huaisang calls and requests he babysit his nextdoor neighbor for the next two weeks, he can't help but feel annoyed. It's never a good idea to disappoint Nie Huaisang, so he reluctantly agrees.
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29 Jun 2026
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Law dictates Omegas, no matter their crimes, cannot be executed. When Shen Zechuan presents as an Omega, his own execution is cancelled, and instead a new plan is put into motion. The Emperor will marry him off to his loyal commander, Xiao Chiye, even if the Alpha despises the Omega.
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- Part 3 of Rohan's Cezhou Kinktober 2025
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23 Jun 2026
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Wild Roses and Cinnamon by Heartbeat_Ghost
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2025
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Feng Xin felt Xie Lian move, a simple turn of his head to look at him. ‘Can I ask you a question, Feng Xin?’ he asked in a whisper, as though making too much noise would destroy this little sanctuary.
Bracing himself, he hummed an assent. Xie Lian would be gentle with his questions, but Feng Xin didn’t know how to be gentle with his answers.
‘Do you…think that alphas and omegas have to pair up?’
He turned to meet Xie Lian’s gaze with a questioning hum.
‘I just mean…do you think it’s possible for two omegas to pair up instead? If they like each other, I mean.’
Feng Xin and Mu Qing are both alphas. They have known this about each other since they were kids. But when their little pack of three suffers a sudden shift in dynamics, this pure and simple fact about each other starts to grow complicated.
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16 Jun 2026
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the moon does not rise in the place of the sun by vilament
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2025
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Shen Jiu adores his twin. His A-Yuan may be the only thing keeping him together at all, but Shen Yuan is a peerless jade that influences the actions of many others who are drawn to him like Shen Jiu is. What can a twin do in the face of Shen Yuan's many pursuers to keep him by his side?
The simple answer? Reject them.
Or Shen Yuan's insane wifebeam ruins the life of his twin by subjecting him to constant worrying his A-Yuan will be snatched away from him.
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- Part 1 of natural order
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12 Jun 2026
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hey hey (you you) by ricken
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2020
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Shen Yuan's admirers don't agree on very much very often, but they all agree on one thing: their life would be so much easier if Shen Yuan stopped pretending to already have a boyfriend.
Or; Shen Yuan is in a perfectly happy, healthy, and loving relationship with the man of his dreams but nobody seems to believe him?!
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11 Jun 2026
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Hatred Still Means You Care by Torn_ApartAtTheSeams
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2026
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Luo Binghe waits a moment…then repeats the action when Liu Qingge still doesn’t react. His voice lowers incrementally, darkening into something that promises violence in the absence of compliance. “Why are you ignoring me?”
Stiffly, Liu Qingge says, “What difference would it make whether I am or not?”
Silence follows the question. Then a scoff. Then…the demon’s posture changes. He unfolds himself, relaxing his shoulders and smiling insincerely. Lips closed, fangs concealed, like a famished tiger feigning civility.
“My mistake,” he says softly, “I forgot how stubborn you can be, Liu-shishu.”
Liu Qingge fails to suppress the shudder that squirms up his stiffened spine at this incongruously formal address. “I didn’t—you aren’t—Cang Qiong doesn’t claim you!”
Luo Binghe only shrugs. Easily. Languidly. “I’ve only ever wanted Shizun to.”
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Or; two stubborn men fight away their feelings, fail miserably at it, and decide where to go from there.
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09 Jun 2026
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weight at the collar by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2026
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“You know what?” Shang Qinghua said suddenly, throwing up his hands. “Fine. Be that way.”
The stoat did not turn around.
“Stay on the chair, ignore me, judge me silently from your lofty perch—I don’t care anymore. I really don’t have time to deal with this right now.” he continued, the words coming faster now that they had started. “My king is missing, everything sucks, the entire fortress is one bad day away from deciding I’m more useful as fertilizer than administrator, and I’m already teetering right on the brink of losing what little composure I have left. So congratulations, demon stoat, you’ve officially been promoted to ‘problem I’m too tired to solve.’ Enjoy the chair.”
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Shang Qinghua gains a therapy animal while trying to figure out where his king has gone.
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03 Jun 2026
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a good hit below the belt by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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“Bro… hear me out.”
“I don’t like the sound of that already.”
“What if,” Shang Qinghua began cautiously, “we just… let them kidnap us?”
Shen Qingqiu stopped dead in his tracks. “What?!”
“Think about it! We know who they are, we know their whole deal. They’re not actually dangerous! Worst case, they tie us up a little—”
“A little?!” Shen Qingqiu’s voice pitched sharply upward.
“—in some vaguely suggestive positions—”
“Don’t involve me in your kinks!”
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In which Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua trigger a not so harmless wife plot.Bookmarked by TheySayTheJobIsJinxed
02 Jun 2026
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satiate the craving by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Aug 2025
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“Yes!” Shang Qinghua said immediately, then backpedaled at Shen Qingqiu’s withering glare. “Okay, no, not exactly—but, Bro, the optics! People already think you’re secretly betrothed. The rumor mill’s gone into overdrive.”
Shen Qingqiu pinched the bridge of his nose. “This sect truly needs better hobbies. Regardless, I repeat: I am not flirting. I am negotiating. Politely.”
“Politely negotiating with your eyes all soft and your hand on his arm,” Shang Qinghua muttered into his sleeve.
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In which a wondering cultivator makes his way to Qing Jing Peak and no one at Cang Qiong is happy about it.Bookmarked by TheySayTheJobIsJinxed
02 Jun 2026
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and it kills my deepest hunger as it fills me with desire by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2025
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Mu Qingfang hesitated, his professional demeanor cracking just enough to reveal a touch of discomfort. "The pollen binds to the victim's unfulfilled desires, feeding on the imbalance. To purge it fully, one must...align their qi with the object of that desire. Through dual cultivation. It's the only way to break the cycle and restore equilibrium. Without it, the dreams will return, stronger each time, until..."
The room fell silent, the fizz of the bath salts the only sound, like distant rain. Liu Qingge's face drained of color, then flushed crimson in a rush that made him look feverish all over again. Dual cultivation. With Shen Qingqiu. The very thought sent a fresh wave of heat through him, mortifying and undeniable.
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Local war god has increasingly horny dreams about his shixiong.
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01 Jun 2026
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A Little Closer Than That by airinshaw for fyredancer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Apr 2022
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Wei Wuxian is going to be offered to the Emperor Lan Wangji as a marriage prospect at the end of the Jiang sect's visit to the palace. He's not worried - the Emperor always says no to every offer. But he is bored, sitting around and waiting until the day of the ceremony so they can get it over with and go home.
While he is exploring the palace, he coincidentally meets a beautiful man called Lan Zhan, who he loves to tease. These things may be related.
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31 May 2026
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Shoot Down The Sky by Bennyhatter
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2026
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Wei Wuxian presents as an omega just over a month after they arrive for the Cloud Recesses lectures.
The thing is... no one expected him to actually be an omega, and his presentation is, in a word, messy. Feral omegas aren't natural, not as far as those in power are concerned, and they certainly aren't meant to cultivate alongside alphas and betas.
They definitely aren't supposed to form a fractured bond with an alpha like Lan Wangji, who does not handle the situation well in the moment, and is then forced to watch the aftermath his actions cause. Meanwhile, Wei Wuxian struggles to come to terms with what it means to be an omega, and how it feels to be rejected by the only person your soul has ever cried out for.
Spoiler alert: It's not fucking great
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24 May 2026
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LOST & FOUND NOTICE
物归原主
Return what belongs to its owner.
Reward offered for safe return.Wei Ying’s breath hitched. He whirled in his chair, chopsticks still hovering over abandoned noodles as his gaze cut through the crowd.
Someone knew he would be here, sitting outside, precisely at 12:42 PM on a Tuesday. Someone who had left sandalwood clinging to the cheap paper.or, Lan Wangji took want and turned it into religion, while Wei Ying had always been bad with devotion.
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- Part 1 of patron saint of lost causes
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23 May 2026
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Don't your rules say not to make assumptions? by KizuKatana for humancorn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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The Cloud Recesses Guest Lectures were held every three years for disciples between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. They had three purposes.
The first (and the reason it was hosted by the Lan) was to provide a shared baseline understanding of the core cultivation topics that underpinned every sect while not divulging clan-specific approaches.
The second was to create opportunities for friendships and alliances that would reduce the chance of war between the clans.
The third, and most important, was for the clans to replenish their bloodline by finding compatible mates with strong cultivation skills. In the last month of the lectures, challenges to test compatibility could be issued.
Wei Wuxian challenges Lan Wangji, sure that they are compatible mates. The Lan refuse to allow the Challenge.
They come to regret it.
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23 May 2026
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A Peony By Any Other Name by Infuriating
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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"You're scenting me? Do I really smell that bad?" Wei Ying laughed. "To think I could drive the clear-headed Hanguang-jun to such wildness! Is my wicked scent defiling the mountain air? Well!" Wei Ying exclaimed. "Who am I to stand in the way of Hanguang-jun's battle against evil!"
Wei Ying tilted his chin up, and tipped his head to the side.
Lan Wangji physically felt the blood rush to his face. Wei Ying had bared his neck to him. He abruptly felt weak and felt his arms tremble as they supported him above Wei Ying. His legs cramped.
Teasing or not, Lan Wangji would not deny him.
Lan Wangji seizes his chance to scent Wei Wuxian at the Phoenix Mountain Hunt. Somehow, this fixes everything.
Written for the WangXian Gotcha Against ICE !!!!
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22 May 2026
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That Time I Transmigrated into the Protagonist’s Gay Husband by CherriChou for ReignyRen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2026
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Shen Yuan held back a shudder at the thought of playing the role of the scum villain. Except—well, he wasn’t the scum villain, was he? He was Luo Binghe’s husband.
Luo Binghe’s husband, Shen Qingqiu.
Fuck, how the hell was he supposed to stay in character for that?
Shen Yuan thought he’d hit the jackpot after transmigrating, only to learn this world is entirely fucked up. Why is Luo Binghe married to the scum villain—a man? Why does Bing-ge act more like a weeping maiden than a stallion protagonist? And where the fuck is the harem?!
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Post-canon SQQ loses his memories and thinks he has freshly transmigrated into some bizarre gay fanfiction for Proud Immortal Demon Way
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18 May 2026
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Apple of my eye by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Apr 2026
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“Shen-shixiong” he begins at last “all the symptoms and the fluctuation of qi through the lower dantian of Luo-shizhi are consistent with an early gestation stage. Approximately six to seven weeks.”
Shen Qingqiu blinks. Once, twice. On one hand, he wants to burst into hysterical laughter. Pregnancy? Hello?! Luo Binghe is a man!! Not just any man, but the Stallion Protagonist! How could he possibly be…!? Is mpreg even canon in PIDW!? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE IN THIS UNIVERSE!?
Six to seven weeks. The time stabs him like a knife. Wasn't it around that time ago that the fucking System just…?...In exchange for the Endless Abyss being a skippable arc, Luo Binghe now has a bun in the oven. It would be much better if his disciple's bun in the oven didn't also respond to Shen Qingqiu's qi by publicly declaring him the baby daddy!! Shen Qingqiu could NEVER have touched his disciple disrespectfully!! ... Ah, but the future baby is already there, and now Shen Qingqiu has no choice but to stepped up, right?
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18 Apr 2026