The_Rat_Duke
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Я стараюсь быть лучше (I'm trying to be better) by The_Rat_Duke
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Aug 2024
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What if Pyrrha caught up to Wake in labour instead of G1deon?
I don't fucking know, but here's my best guessor
"I caught up to you right as your pains were beginning, you held a gun to my jaw and held me in place by the crown as you kissed me, you told me that if I tried anything you would shoot me first, yourself second"
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And I will come back home: with a shield, or on it by The_Rat_Duke
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 May 2024
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In which Harrow is guilty, Alecto is a creature, and Gideon wants it to be over
(Um yeah this is shit, its going to remain unfinished forever probably unless I think of how to fix it. I still like what I wrote but iiii don't know where to go with it-- its still a good bit of writing but just not for these characters)
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A mysterious mermaid meets a fiery farm girl, the sun lights up the sea with pink.
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In the intake room, he says to the nurse, “I mean I work in a kitchen for chrissake. I eat all the goddamn time.”
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28 Jun 2026
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Of all the florists in Boston by lilliesinwater
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Mar 2026
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“Did Boston Lily send you all these flowers? Shane??” Hayden asks.
“Um,” Shane says helpfully.
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Or, Shane gets hurt in the Boston vs. Montreal game. Ilya crashes out and buys all the lilies in Boston for him.
No one knows about them.
Except for Ilya’s new florist, who never asked to get involved in dumb hockey boys and their messy drama. Also, Cliff is a good friend.
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07 Jun 2026
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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19 May 2026
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all of you, all of me (intertwined) by writinginasnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 May 2026
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Ilya had Shane only in fleeting moments for nearly ten years. Rushed hookups and greedy hands grabbing at anything and everything he could to savor every second of the limited time he knew he was running out of.
And then they got married.
Now, at night, Ilya slips into a bed that’s already warm with his husband.
Or, all the ways Shane and Ilya say I love you without actually saying it.
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05 May 2026
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In the Softness of You by Icyhot_Kem
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Mar 2026
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“You liked that didn’t you?” Shane said with a smug little expression on his face.
Really too many people called Ilya an asshole when Shane was just as bad, or worse. Shane just hid it better, because Canada’s perfect golden boy could do no wrong.
Ilya moved to cross his arms over his chest and lean back against the headboard, hating how it put even more space between them, but not being able to let Shane think he was right.
“I don’t know what you are talking about.”
“Sure you don't, baby.”
Ilya was definitely not starting to turn the slightest shade of red.
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Or: Ilya Rozanov learns he is in fact, Shane Hollander's baby.
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05 May 2026