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gravitational pull by PrincessPaladin
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
01 May 2026
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Simon has been sleepwalking lately.
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sternum a sternum by fourever_sk8r
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 May 2026
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“Convict,” said the woman with the bone leg, her voice a dusky rattle. “You’ve been brought here to accompany a necromantic adept on a scientific expedition as his protector, in exchange for the pardon of your sentence.”
“You’ll kind of be like my cavalier,” said the gorgeous man jovially.
“He is not a cavalier,” corrected the woman. “Not even close.”aka: the locked tomb bloodymary au that (literally!) came to me in a dream. Simon is a former prisoner of the Ninth house prison tasked with protecting necromancer Ryland Grace and his best friend/fossil bone construct on a dangerous mission to a planet full of mysterious necromancy. fun stuff ensues.
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Aziraphale sat down rather listlessly by the small stream. He’d only ventured a few steps into the forest – just enough to not see the house anymore. It was a beautiful day – almost as if meant to spite or mock him, he thought.
Here he was, out on the perfect day for a lovely, romantic picnic, and back home, in his cottage, his partner of seven years was… well.
He wasn’t sure what Gabriel was doing… for all he knew, the other man was still shagging his hook-up. Then again, he never had the best endurance, so odds were, they were in the awkward sweaty stages of sex now, because Lord knew Gabriel didn’t cuddle afterwards.
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Crowley was having a crisis. Actually, he was having two of them, but they were so closely related to each other that he wasn’t sure they weren’t one slightly bigger crisis – but whatever the definition, he was having a moment.
He had just behaved in a very un-Fae-like manner, and he wasn’t sure why. The human – the one who’d been sobbing by the river – had disturbed him as he’d been napping in the water. His sobs had been unpleasant, yet also oddly melodious – and he’d looked so very, very crushed.Bookmarked by TheFoodIsPoisoned
31 Aug 2025
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After the Patience clinic closes, Asta is desperate for a job. She finds one working in a top secret government facility, assisting Dr. Vanderspeigle in clandestine medical experimentation on a strange, otherworldly creature. Is the money worth the black mark on her conscience, hurting this thing she suspects might be a sentient, feeling being?
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30 Aug 2025
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Come to think of it, butterflies really do have a short life span, even if they are in your stomach. And constant nagging from Jan with all of his "u wanna seize his d so bad it's embarassing" is only making things worse.
Or the one in which relationships suck, and Bojan swallows.
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- Part 2 of Seize the Day
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anchors, ships, and moorings by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Nov 2022
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He smells him before he sees him, a waft of cool water and green things, a scent he’d know half-dead after decades of smelling it, no matter the months since he was last around it.
“I want to hire you.”
There’s a cosmic irony to this somewhere along the line, a second meeting in a pub with him tucked away in a corner drinking alone and the bard sitting across from him with proprietary self-assurance.
The man across from him now, however, isn’t some bright-eyed teenager, more fanciful than sensible and with far too much self-confidence.
This man is older. No less beautiful but with something sharper around his edges. His hair is longer than Geralt’s ever seen it before, and his jacket is a deep red leather cut close to his body instead of a pastel bit of frippery meant to make him seem dainty. There’s an edge to this man now, a sort of hardness to his eyes.
(His breath catches, just for a moment, at the knowledge of his contribution at putting it there).
(post-mountain, geralt thinks he's never going to see jaskier again) (and then he's approached about a contract with the sandpiper)
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20 May 2025
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warming of a heart by Alexlively88
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Aug 2023
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Killing a rusalka is just a normal day in Geralt's life. It's just his job. What isn't his job is rescuing abused omegas. He does it anyway.
Or, Jaskier is done with life. To his disappointment, life isn't done with him just yet.
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A Caring Habitat by Wren_ofthewildwood
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Feb 2025
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When Viktor stumbles across the lab for Hextech in his snake form he just can't resist coming back, again and again. And it has nothing to do with Hextech's sweet, handsome creator. Definitely not.
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- Part 1 of Snake Shifter Viktor
- Part 1 of All My Jayvik Fics
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pray for me (‘cause I won’t pray for you) by rainbowumbrella
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Jan 2022
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Geralt wanted to listen to him, that was the problem. He wanted to, because those eyes were pleading and his voice was pleading, and how could he say no to that? But that was all part of the trick, wasn’t it? He couldn’t sense any magic, his medallion was perfectly still on its chain, but maybe he didn’t need it. Maybe everything about him was designed to make others want to listen to him. He doubted, after all, that there were many who’d had a conversion with a siren and lived.
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Geralt takes a contract on a siren. What he finds might just turn his world upside down.
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The Last Will and Testament of Cazador Szarr by AbigailMoment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Feb 2026
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"First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."
As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.
"Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.
"Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.
"Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."
Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.
"A what?" he asked.
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- Part 1 of Will & Testament
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After two centuries of torment, Astarion has given up hope of escaping Cazador's clutches, until a chance encounter with a stolen book introduces him to the disembodied voice of a wizard named Gale of Waterdeep. With the fate of Baldur's Gate in the balance, they must confront their demons and win their freedom - together.
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It's Lonely Out In Space (Rocket Man) by Endlessly_Searching
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2022
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Tommy has been held captive by aliens for god knows how long, when one day they drop an alien in his cell with the expectation he'll kill it. But little do they know that humans aren't actually bloodthirsty beasts. Instead, a terrified Wilbur realizes he's been dropped in a cell with a teenager far from home and in over his head. Tommy makes it his mission to get him and Wilbur out, and Wilbur makes it his mission to convince his family that humans aren't anything to be feared, and somehow along the way Tommy finds family in a birdman, a giant pig dude, and a shark looking man.
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Humans are space orcs, considered the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy; no one has seen one and lived to tell the tale. Dream gets his hands on one to use as a weapon, but it fails horribly and Tommy is snatched by sbi. But not before scaring the shit out of every alien he meets and biting off a finger... or two.... But hey, at least he got two terrifying alien brothers and a dad out of it!
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- Part 1 of Sbi Alternative Universe
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“Oh, gods forbid they respond positively to you doing a good thing,” Neve deadpans. She squeezes him a little again. “That’s sort of how it works, Astarion.”
She can’t even see it. Believes the best of them all so earnestly, himself included, that she can’t see how it would all fall away without her at the center. It’s enough to make a person feel like they might actually deserve it.
“And by it, you mean…?” he asks instead.
Her huffed laugh of disbelief ruffles the hair at his neck. “Friendship, you idiot,” she answers. “And the general acquisition thereof.”
Astarion cuts a sideways look at her as best he can with her still nestled so close. “And is that what we are? Friends?”
He’d meant it to tease her, and yet finds that the silence before her answer twists his stomach. Because…he doesn’t actually know, either.
“Yes, Astarion,” Neve says gently, after a moment. “I think we’re very good friends.”
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Neve and Astarion, continued. She's not a victim. Not a target. Not just one night it's better to forget. But then...whatever in the world could she be?
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- Part 2 of Mercurial World
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snare by parsnipit
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
03 Jan 2024
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The darkness in the kennel is thick, suffocating. It reeks of rat piss and molding hay. Every instinct screams danger, though Halsin cannot yet make out what hunts him. His darkvision does not pierce the deepest corners, but he knows—oh, he knows—
There’s something hungry here.
After saving the world, Tav turns their attention to dismantling Cazador Szarr. But what they discover in the bowels of the Szarr palace is far more than a single corrupt noble.
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He sees a red glint in the darkness and Astarion leaps up, nearly stumbling over his injured ankle.
He almost falls back into the hearth, his fingers catching himself on the mantle, his foot hitting something metal. He reaches down, fingers scrambling to grab the fire poker, holding it out in front of himself even as his hands shake.
“Master—” Astarion gasps, and what does he hope to do against him? He should have never picked up a weapon, never should have run in the first place—Cazador will make make him regret it, will break him in a way Astarion hadn’t even thought was possible—
The figure shifts and Astarion can’t breathe as it walks further into the room, now lit by the warmth of the fire.
It is not his master that Astarion sees.
(Or, Astarion escapes from his master. He finds a devil in the process.)
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- Part 25 of “I feel safe with you.” (Astarion Fics)
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Astarion feels like a starving fox released into a pen of chickens.
His lean fingers pick at his cravat, easing out invisible wrinkles, his tongue tracing along his own fangs. His eyes dart over the street, his head full of new scents and sounds, pounding at the back of his skull. He can taste the pulses of the people that pass him by, can smell the blood that rushes through their veins, intoxicating in its temptation.
He feels like a ravenous animal, a stalking predator just barely blending in amongst a sea of prey. But whoever he finds, Cazador had instructed for them to still be breathing by the time Astarion brings them back. He can’t rip the throat from the first thing he sees, no matter how much he finds himself aching to. There’s an impossible emptiness inside of him now, a growing abyss, and he finds himself wanting.
(Or, Astarion and the prince who swept him off his feet long after he had given up on happy endings.)
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- Part 10 of “I feel safe with you.” (Astarion Fics)
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His eyes are at once dead and horribly, horribly alive. The milky film over his cornea does little to hush the luminous golden brown of his irises, huge around pupils so shrunken that Martin can hardly see them.
Jonathan Sims blinks. Then he frowns.
“Am I to take it you’ve never met a vampire, then?”
Oh, Martin is going to get a rubbish review.Or,
Struggling for income, Martin registers with an app that connects vampires with willing blood donors. His first client is not at all what he expected.
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Martin had always been favored by the summer courts, and moving up north to the little village of Lacuna is a difficult adjustment. It's rainy and lonely and everyone seems to have a strange, distant relationship with the local faerie court.
However: there is a strange man in a cloak who walks past Martin's remote little cottage every few days.
However: there is a moth that keeps getting stuck in Martin's house during the rain.
These events are not as disconnected as they first appear.
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07 Aug 2023
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atonement for a bygone sin by navpike
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Mar 2020
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Hawks-- no, Keigo. He's Keigo at this point. He's not a hero. He is a single father, and he is fucking terrified.
He's on his fucking knees in front of the League of Villains and begging, like he has no shame, because at this point he doesn’t, for them to help him. He's got his little girl, his daughter, bundled tightly to his chest, his too big headphones over her ears, as he trembles and tries to cry and can't because of his goddamn quirk.
Keigo decides to get his daughter away from the Commission, by any means necessary. In the end, it goes better than he expected.
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06 Mar 2023
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Guardians of the Galaxy Bootleg by DOC_Holliday
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Dec 2021
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The police searched the area, two weeks after Techno disappeared and found one of his shoes and his phone. They still claimed he ran away.
Sam was going to prove that Techno didn't run away. He owes it to Techno, even if it is just to find his body to bury.
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Or: While Sam tries to find out what really happened to Technoblade, he gets an alien adventure of his own.
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Or Or: Technoblade vibes with his new crew while someone is having a mental breakdown.Series
- Part 2 of To Infinity- and BEYOND
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06 Aug 2022