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    Fizz gifted Blitzø some of Ozzie's special sex potions. He decides to try them with Stolas the night before Pride.

    For the Helluva Pride Exchange 2026.

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    Vassago has started to come to the office to keep Stolas informed about Octavia. Blitzø is suspicious at first, but lets it go.

    Then he hears a suspicious sound from the conference room during one of their meetings and jumps to the worst possible conclusion.

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    Stolas appreciates everything Blitzø has done for him. Truly, he does, but he can't handle his pity anymore. He needs to get away. Find a way to free Blitzø from his burden. He begins to look for apartments in his free time. Starts saving the money Blitzø pays him.

    Blitzø has been trying to hint to Stolas his interest since the trial, but the owl just doesn't seem to get it. When his attempt to ask for a date fails, he realizes Stolas may not be interested anymore.

    Both of them are idiots.

    For Helluva Mini Bang 2025.

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    18
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    224
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    36
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    2,381
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    What if Blitzø and Stolas never quit being friends?

    Young Blitzo found he liked the day he spent with the owl prince. So much so that he snuck back into the palace to do it again. And again. Through the years, the two grew ever closer, experiencing many firsts together. With Stolas’ arranged marriage hanging over them, they planned to run away on his wedding day. Of course, nothing could ever quite go to plan. Everything went wrong. For everyone involved.

    Nearly two decades later, they're forced to admit that everything and nothing had changed all at once.

    For Eggplosion Reverse-Bang 2025.

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    18
    Kudos:
    223
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    51
    Hits:
    2,660
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    Blitzø wanted to do something nice for Stolas this year. He tried to do this weird human thing he heard. Humans definitely have some strange traditions, though.

    Or

    Blitzø mishears Deck the Halls. Shenanigans ensue. And sex. Mostly sex.

    Stolitz Secret Santa 2025

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    1/1
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    9
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    800
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    After an argument with Stolas, Blitzø activates his crystal to go bitch to Fizz. Except as he does, he wishes Ozzie's never happened.

    His wish is granted. He ends up face-to-face with his past self from that fateful night. He convinces himself to go home. It changes everything.

    When Blitzø returns to the present, nothing is as it should be. He's missing friends, his business, and worst of all, the crystal.

    How the hell is he supposed to fix this now?

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    12
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    716
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    Stolas thought he and Blitzø had finally come to an understanding. They'd had a wonderful, passion-filled night.

    Then Stolas woke up alone.

    Feeling used and betrayed, he decides he can't do this anymore. He can't keep getting his hopes up. So he packs a bag and leaves.

    Blitzø had just stepped out to get breakfast for them. When he comes home to an empty apartment, he panics. Why does he always fuck everything up?

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    Comments:
    8
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    171
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,687
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    Blitzø decides to take the family to Hell's version of a scare park in honor of the humans celebrating Halloween. An angelic theme park. While the girls enjoy themselves, Stolas isn't doing so well. Blitzø takes him somewhere a little quieter... and less blessed.

    For Helluva Halloween Exchange 2025

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    10
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    896
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    After everything was over and done with Stolas and Blitzø settled down with the girls. Then Stolas mentioned wanting a baby. Follow the Buckzo-Goetia family as they grow together.

    For Stolpreg Week 2025.

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    Chapters:
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    Collections:
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3,031
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    Stolas had noticed. He noticed how Blitzø never wanted to look at him. Would turn away. Blindfold him. Pushed him to his stomach.

    Blitzø never liked to look at Stolas during sex. The owl had noticed. He assumed it was because he was unattractive. Unwanted.

    After everything fell apart, and they came back together, the two became intimate once more. Blitzø doesn't look away this time.

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    Comments:
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    77
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    Pilot!Stolas/Blitzø

    Blitzø needs the book. Stolas wants a toy. They make a deal: sex for the book. It's a fucked up, messy, violent relationship.

    Blitzø knows he should hate it. Should be mortified, disgusted, scared. Yet he's not, and that scares him more than anything.

    Stolas enjoys his new toy, but there's something in him that nags, a mercy he thought he buried years ago.

    For the Helluva Musical Bang 2025, based on the song I Like You Best by Ella Red and featuring art by @mallloween on X.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    126
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    29
    Hits:
    1,846
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    Blitzø is an omega disguising himself as an alpha. In a world where omega imps are seen as jokes, it's imperative he keep this secret.

    He does his best to hide from everyone, even Millie and Moxxie, but most of all, Stolas.

    After all, if the alpha Goetia knew he'd been letting an omega dominate him this whole time, he'd likely have Blitzø’s head.

    Except suppressants and phermone spray only go so far, and eventually Blitzø was bound to slip up.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    122
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    385
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    5,856
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    Blitzø is ecstatic when he and Stolas find out they're expecting. He can't wait to have a baby with the man he loves.

    Stolas is terrified, remembering what raising Octavia had been like. How he was responsible for everything. How it was expected that he have no help.

    When Stolas takes over all the child care duties, Blitzø begins to think it's because Stolas doesn't trust him.

    Stolas should have known by now that Blitzø isn't Stella.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2,423
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    Stolas has a surprise for Blitzø in the Lust Ring. A private dungeon awaits.

    Hellaverse NSFW Week Day 2: Bondage/Cumflation

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    1,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,152
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    Stolas and Blitzø fuck in a dressing room. That's the fic.

    Hellaverse NSFW Week Day 1: Public Sex/Heavy Petting

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    893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    913
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    Pilot Stolas was bored and traversing the universes. He stumbled upon Stolas. Powerless, alone, and pining after an imp of all things. He decides to show him something better than that creature.

    When Blitzø learns of Pilot Stolas' treachery, he is infuriated. Unfortunately, he learns quickly there's nothing he can do against the dark prince.

    Language:
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    3,624
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,253
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    "Look. Not every ring is some fancy ass city, with some fancy ass mansion, that only fancy ass royals get to live in. Some of us have hard lives to live. And some of us have everything we care about taken away by fuckers like you." ―Striker, to Stolas

    “Shut the fuck up! You don’t fucking get it, do you? You’re shoved so far up that blue blood’s backside you’ve forgotten what they do to our kind. What they allow to be done.” Striker’s fist tightened, his knuckles turning white. “Some of us are lucky, like you, and get off on their power trips. The rest of us have everything we know and love stripped away because of it.”

    Years ago Striker had a family. One that was taken from him.

    PLEASE MIND THE TAGS!

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    Comments:
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    26
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    Blitzø and Stolas have finally started a real relationship. Both agreed to take things slow, but when Loona leaves for the night, they just can't help themselves. Suddenly they're faced with an entirely new problem as Stolas' lack of magic results in him becoming gravid.

    ***

    “Dad.” Loona hissed. “I. Am. Not. Pregnant.”

    “Then who…” Blitzø stopped, a memory coming to mind.

    It was the first night with Stolas. He was so ready to go but at the start of the main event Stolas had him pause.

    “What are you doing?” A perplexed Blitzø asked, dick throbbing as it longed for attention.

    “Making sure I don’t become gravid.” Stolas said, waving his hand with some sort of aura.

    “Gra- What now?” Blitzø blinked.

    “Making sure you don’t put an egg in me.” Stolas clarified.

    “What?!” Blitzø near panicked. “That can happen?”

    “Not as long as my magic is active. Don’t worry, Blitzy.” Stolas leaned back again. “Now then, where were we?”

    Blitzø blinked several times to clear his head, then felt his heart drop. “Loonie, I’ll call you back.”

    For Helluva Cupids 2025

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    English
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    11,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    459
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    6,048
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    Blitzø comes home to find Stolas misting the plants in a very... interesting way.

    Stolitz Lunar New Year

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    English
    Words:
    484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,139
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    Agent One and Two kidnap both Stolas and Blitzø in hopes they'll talk about hell. They get a tearful love confession instead.

    For Stolitz Secret Santa 2024.

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    English
    Words:
    1,560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,247

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