SukeThorn
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The Sorting Hat has seen a lot of nervous first years in their time. I mean some are shaking the entire time he sorts them.
But oh my god there’s this one type. Just this one type that makes him want to eat himself inside out.
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This was either his best idea yet, or the after effects of his traumatic brain injury from the explosion.
"The thing is," he said, keeping his voice low and cutting off whatever tirade Sonar was in the middle of, "rabies is fucking nasty. And it's in all of your bodily fluids. You might have advanced healing as a super, but not everyone is so lucky... You really can't expect a defenseless normie - like me - to suck you off if you don't keep on top of your vaccinations."
There was dead fucking silence at the end of the line and then a loud crack. He glanced at the monitor to see Sonar's tracker suddenly stutter to a halt downtown.
Robert tried very hard to stop himself from laughing.
"Did you just fly into a building?"
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"-lieve that he's just fucking ghosting me," Flambae rambled on, oblivious to Robert's thoughts, "Me! I mean, clearly he has no idea what he's missing out on, but you know what, Bob-Bob? It's his fucking loss."
"Sure," Robert said, grinning a little. He didn't know why he enjoyed it so much when Flambae got all worked up about shit. Maybe he did have some self-destructive tendencies, as his therapist kept saying.
"Oh, suck my cock, Bobert!" Flambae said, spinning around, jabbing a finger at his face.
"Okay," Robert said, completely deadpan.
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"Twelve years without a decent meal. Twelve years without a proper bed. Twelve years without," He stopped himself, grinning crookedly before finishing, "human company."
"Do you want me to…" He cut himself off, cheeks burning, but Sirius' head snapped up, eyes suddenly alert despite the whiskey.
He wet his lips. "Help," he murmured, barely audible. "You said, twelve years without..."
His fingers flexed against the glass, knuckles pale before he tipped his head back against the chair. "Merlin, Harry," he said, voice rough. "If you’re offering, get over here and get on your knees."
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- Part 2 of filthy
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Teach Me to Eat by Reigning_Books
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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Grace is starving.
Rocky is watching his best friend succumb to a slow, scurvy-addled death that he can't fix on their route back to Erid. He would give anything, any piece of himself to keep his Grace alive and well. So he does.
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17 Jun 2026
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Furnace on Fire by Nyewtian
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
14 Oct 2024
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“You’re funny too.” Gojo says softly, warm air brushing over Yuuji’s ear. He shivers. “Sure, you’re right. It’s probably past ten-thirty now.”
His grip is clingy, strong and wandering. Yuuj’s so close now he can feel his ass resting against the other man’s front. It feels weird, feels purposeful.
“Ha-ha, Gojo-Sensei,” he laughs tersely, "Knock it off.” He gently pries away the arm wrapped around his middle again, careful and caught between giving the benefit of the doubt and genuine panic. He breaks away, turning to face Gojo with furrowed brows.
Gojo pauses. Lightens the mood a little. “Noo, c’mere,” He whines, “I’m gonna show you what teasing is.”
Yuuji blinks up at him, confused.
“Be good for me.”
Major revision, FINAL revision, over 3000 words added. Proud of this one, can't wait for my next- open to suggestions and hope you enjoy!