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phoenix in the fire by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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“I can’t,” Simon pleaded, voice breaking. “Fuck, Ryland, I can’t, I can’t—”
“Even if I want you to?” Grace asked, and Simon’s breath caught in his chest. “Let go, Simon. Whatever you want to do to me, I’m game.”
“Don’t say that. Fuck, don’t say that. You don’t know what you’re asking for.”
“Don't discredit me. I know what I want.”
Simon jerked away from him with a snarl. “You’re gonna get hurt. I can’t control myself.”
“Then let me help you.”Four months ago, the Eridians found a human welded into a metal box on the bottom of an ocean made of human blood, and somehow that's not the weirdest thing about the man. Even after they let him out of quarantine, he doesn't talk much, and Grace keeps a cordial but distant relationship with him--until he gets sick with some mystery illness and Grace gets tasked with helping him recover, because surely he knows what to do. (Spoiler alert: he doesn't. But he figures it out.)
Chapter 1: relatively innocent sick fic
Chapter 2: *laughs*edit 7/9/26: now with a sequel!
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- Part 1 of bite-verse
- Part 1 of all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket
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Simon was found by Ryland before Rocky found the Hail Mary.
Simon has all of his canonical injuries from the Iron Lung movie, but was surgically healed by Armando removing all of the 'malignant tissue'.
Ryland insists Simon commit to physical therapy exercise and stretching, but it makes Simon chronically sore.
Ryland also insists on helping Simon relax after his hardest physical therapy session so far, and it has... unintended types of success.In other words: Simon has giant, sensitive tits and Ryland loves it.
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How To Make Your Pet Humans Get Along! by Maltzeers
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
15 Jun 2026
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Uh oh! The new human in town doesn’t seem to like Ryland all that much. How are the Eridians supposed to make them get along?
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Simon doesn’t trust Grace. Grace doesn’t trust himself. Grace needs a hug. Simon needs a nap. Rocky and Adrian don’t know how the hell these humans managed to survive to adulthood.
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Simon takes dating advice from PornHub to seduce Ryland (gone wrong) (gone sexual) by Sugar_Junkie
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Simon gets frustrated with Ryland not picking up on his flirting whatsoever. He decides to do some research on Earth's courting traditions to close the communication gap. Thankfully, Stratt packed the Hail Mary with a copy of the entire internet.
Hijinks and shenaningans ensue.
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Do I Wanna Know If This Feeling Goes Both Ways by St4r_L0rd
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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Once I’m within range, I start hearing those sounds Rocky was talking about, little groans and hitches of breath. He’s trying to keep himself quiet, I can tell, another bad habit of his.
Wait, there’s something else, too, a sort of faint squelching? Well, he’s either very vigorously washing his hand - but, no, I don’t hear the water running - or he’s-
Suddenly, I hear what is very clearly a moan from the other side of the door, even if muffled.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Or when Rocky hears Simon making some concerning sounds in the Hail Mary’s bathroom, he sends Grace to go check on him, and the man is met with quite the surprise.
Title from Do I Wanna Know? by Artic Monkeys (but I’m specifically thinking of the Hozier cover y’know?)