12 Works by SomePerson5
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When the Medic and Engineer signed up to be a RED mercenary, their motivations couldn't be more different. The Engineer had a legacy to fulfill, a destiny placed upon him by his father. The Medic grew tried of the same monotonous life and craved the thrilling freedom of this new job, finding the opportunity to kill and maim people without worrying about the authorities exciting.
They knew that being a hired killer would come with its fair share of surprises, but nothing could prepare them for how much they would be changed by it. From the highs and lows of mercenary work to learning more about themselves. How their lives would be altered from meeting the other; from meeting their partner.
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What was originally supposed to be a simple contract job turned to disaster when Medic dies unexpectedly. No respawn machine in sight to bring him back. Engie holds on for hope in spite of it. The doc's come back from the dead before, he must have a trick up his sleeve this time, right?
Or rather, Medic is stuck in a 1950s suburban hellscape and it's up to Engie to break him out of it.
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Despite what the common tale may be, Albatross was never the monster he was made out to be. The stories that he was an old, insane murderer who one day snapped and killed dozens of dragons. He was never like that. If anything, who he became was what he always feared he would be. Someone known not for the fortune he brought to the kingdom or the love he showed his family, but for the one, fleeting moment of weakness. Where he couldn't contain his anger to his sister, Queen Lagoon, anymore.
That day had become his biggest regret. But, as a spirit, now forced to roam the empty halls of where his massacre took place as if it were some sick joke by the moons. He could never tell any dragon what happened. He would remain as a sad specter of what others only see as a monster.
When two thousand years later, a small, terrified animus prince, approaches the lonely spirit. For the first time in his life, (and afterlife) Albatross is able to tell his story. To set it all straight. To share his own memoir.
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Mid-surgery, Medic realized he was all out of suitable hearts for Engineer. No can do! So, in the dead of night, both go out for a trip to Teufort to look for some new organs, much to the dismay of the local police.
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- Part 1 of Silly TF2 Oneshots
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It's been two weeks since Mikhail and his family had escaped the gulag. Their father, Oleskii, did not make it. Despite his absence, Mikhail wanted to carry on his legacy; starting with finding a good Christmas tree.
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- Part 3 of Silly TF2 Oneshots
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Medic wakes up one morning to find that he's fallen ill. He does not like this. Not one bit. The Medic doesn't get sick! He'll do anything in order to fix this issue, even if it means concerning Heavy.
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- Part 2 of Silly TF2 Oneshots
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Addendum: Crocodiles Aren't Typically Radioactive by SomePerson5
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
15 Sep 2023
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Demo's liver has failed. Again. Medic is getting tired of having to constantly replace it, but Demo refuses to go cold turkey. Fortunately, he finds a solution that works out for the both of them.
Or rather: Demo and Medic (plus a talking haunted sword) go to Florida to steal the liver of a holy crocodile. Shenanigans ensue.
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Ludwig didn't need to worry about death. It was so far away that he couldn't care about feeling the cold embrace of finality.
Which was why Dell telling him that he was dying threw him so off guard.
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- Part 4 of Silly TF2 Oneshots
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The Engineer is kept awake due to the lingering sound of a violin playing through the base. Curiosity gets the better of him, so he goes and investigates.
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- Part 5 of Silly TF2 Oneshots
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It's the last day that Jeremy 'The Scout' Fritz is working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, a quite frankly horrible establishment. However, things go quite a bit wrong when the Mangle starts malfunctioning.
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- Part 6 of Silly TF2 Oneshots
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Kel only wants the best for his brother, Hero. He hasn't been himself for over a year now. Maybe, just maybe, he can help him out a bit.
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If there was a thing Radiant didn't hate, it wouldn't have lasted long before being snatched away from her.
Radiant never had it good living up in Wasp Hive; the terrible teachers and the looming threat of Wasp didn't really help it either. She has always known two things, HiveWings are evil, she never should deserve any sort of love and that Wasp is the worst queen ever. After years of being in that Hive, it was beginning to seem as though Radiant would never find anything good in her life.
Until one day. She was taken in by a rich HiveWing in Hornet Hive; a 'duke,' if you will. A forest green HiveWing who treats Radiant with... Kindness? Honesty? Loyalty? Could this dragon be a trick set up by Wasp as a way to lure Radiant into admitting to her blasphemous opinions on her, or could this HiveWing truly be acting sincere to her? And if so, would she care about them enough to go back to her worst nightmare to save him, her own home?