Smileyfax

Albert Wesker's face with the Red Queen reflected in the lenses of his sunglasses.



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    The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
    Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    17 Feb 2025

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    All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.

    Three out of three is good, right? Right?

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    15 Sep 2024

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    Brock rips open a container of raw chicken thighs, picks one up, and, after a somewhat disgusted look, shoves it into his mouth.

    Whole.

    “What the fuck.”

    For a split second, he doesn’t chew. It’s in his mouth - and clearly, Brock is unhappy about that. But his shoulders straighten, and suddenly he’s barely biting down into it before he’s swallowing, hands picking up a second and third and shoveling them into his maw. Bones and all.

    “Is his jaw unhinging?” Bruce asks, fascinated. “Look, that’s - mouths aren’t supposed to open that far.”

    Tony, green and full of regret, says, “Explain why, out of all of the shit I’ve seen, this is what's closest to making me lose my lunch.”

    Natasha says, “You haven’t even had breakfast, though.”

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    07 Sep 2024