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  1. Rec 10

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    So Rudo has to kill the weird monster to go back home to his father. Fine. Fine! He will slay the shit out of this Jabberwocky creature-thing, drink its blood, and book it from this hellish place. What does he have to lose anyway? Nothing!

    If only Zanka wasn't being so fucking weird about it, though, it would be much fucking easier.

    Or,
    Zanka has to convince the love of his life, the Jabberwocky, not to fight the kid that fell from the sky, or that child will kill him.

    The only love of Jabber's life is fighting.

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    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    Zanka can’t seem to keep a boyfriend, and he expects his new man, Jabber, to leave him just like everyone else does. Jabber, on the other hand, is head over heels in love with Zanka and willing to put up with anything if it means they get to be together.

    Even if the thing he has to face is a feral house cat.

    [Or: the one where Rudo the cat scares away every single one of Zanka’s boyfriends, and Jabber is more than ready for the challenge]

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Rec *

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    Rudo meets a new girl in school and suddenly understands why a lot of life revolves around romance. Only problem is, when he asks Enjin if he can start dating, he is met with "Not unless your brother does." Which is BULLSHIT because who would want to date uptight, overachiever, major bitch Zanka? He's gotta come up with a plan, and fast.

    Luckily... there might be someone nuts enough to want to try out a date with Zanka. Rudo just has to find a way to convince insane chemistry genius Jabber Wonger to take his brother on one shitty date. Then Rudo is in the clear. Surely, nothing could come of one shitty date.

    Right?

    aka, the 10 things I hate about you au

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    31 May 2026

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    Zodyl is a simple man who likes simple things. Jabber and Zanka breaking up is anything but simple (are they even really dating, though?), especially when they make it everyone else’s problem.

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    06 May 2026

  5. Rec 37

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    One of them made eye contact with Zanka as they exited the corridor. “Nijiku,” he grunted as Zanka fixed his posture, trying to make it seem as though he was standing guard rather than eavesdropping. “Kyouka's on her way. Hold onto these for her ‘til she gets here.”

    He barely had time to lift a finger before a handful of something small and metallic was dropped into his own, clinking like coins. 10 bronze rings, thrumming with a familiar energy that made Zanka bristle.

    “Got it.” He spoke, but didn't make eye contact. The goon nodded.

    Zanka has long accepted the fact that he'll live and die as a member of the hellguard, but when he gets put in charge of overseeing their newly captured raider Jabber Wonger, maybe he'll learn that his future has a lot more fun in store for him.

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    28 Apr 2026