Scourge_of_Nemo



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    This is my boyfriend Din and his boyfriend Luke: the series

    Post-season 2, Din and Boba fall into a relationship. Years later, something new brews between Din and Luke. The three of them navigate life, theoretical "retirement," and co-parenting a 50-something Force-sensitive baby. Vignettes.

    Boba/Din and Din/Luke V, not Boba/Din/Luke triad.

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    Jabba the Hutt's criminal enterprise had been crawling along with the last of its energy for years. There wasn't much left, by the time Fennec Shand and Boba Fett took over.

    That was fine, though. Because all they really wanted was the sauna.

    Or: It's Always Sunny on Tatooine, bounty hunters try to run a spa edition.

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    Din Djarin is a bounty hunter desperately trying to make a few extra bucks by streaming his bounties on the holonet. Boba Fett is a veteran hunter with a cult following returning to the holos after 10 years out of the game.

    First, they run into each other on the opposite ends of a high-paying job. Then... things get interesting.

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    Boba Fett and Din Djarin have not led easy lives. It's easy to find a rut, and to keep walking in it, round and round as nothing changes.

    Or: Eventually, something's gotta give.

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    Jean's path to deviancy started because they craved a fucking cigarette.

    (Or: the one where Jean Vicquemare is an android sent by Cyberlife and they are in need of repairs. Kim offers to do it for them while secretly knowing that androids are Very Sensitive to having their wires touched.)

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    Fantasy/Romance. A young man discovers strange secrets whilst attempting to escape his father’s control.

    In Victorian England, a young and sickly Norwegian immigrant, Ansgar “Forseti” Borson, quarrels with his father over what his future is to be.

    The man is stern, cold, and distant, and never seems satisfied with anything Forseti pursues, seems disappointed with every facet of him and yet will never explain why. In secret, Forseti escapes these punishing expectations by dedicating himself to something very unorthodox indeed: magic.

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    "So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"

    Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"

    "Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."

    Logan blinks. "Oh."

    (In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)

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    Wade's fingertips slide up to the base of the exposed claws, where tender skin is healed fast around cooling metal. Draws the pads of his fingers carefully along either plane of one claw, stroking the skin there, and Logan draws a sharp breath.

    Wade stills. "That hurt?"

    Logan shakes his head, and Wade keeps going. Presses a little harder; feels Logan's fingers twitch.

    Holy fuck, this is doing something for him.

    (In which Logan discovers something new about himself.)

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    16 Oct 2024