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    “But…” Ilya stalls out. He conjures his sun’s face: the soft curve of skin where the corner of his eye becomes the sweep of his cheekbone, the stubble that clings to the soft end of his chin, the strong and even line of his eyebrows. “Solnyshko,” Ilya says. “It means sun, yes, but… it’s like a pet name. Sunshine. Honey. I’m calling you my sun.”

    This is mortifying in English. Christ, he should never have started this conversation. He should have shaken Shane off when he had the chance. Even as Ilya thinks this, he knows he could not have done it. He cannot deny Shanyshko anything. That has always been the problem between them. What a terrifying, awesome, horrible problem to have. Ilya would like to have this problem for the rest of his life.

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    or, Ilya and Shane talk about their love, their lives.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

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    20 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    JANUARY 2017.
    NHL All-Star Weekend. A hotel bar in Florida.
    Ilya Rozanov is convinced Shane Hollander is about to tell him he's engaged to Rose Landry. He braces himself for heartbreak, only to discover the "big secret" is a new stylist - and that Shane and Rose have quietly broken up because they were "just not compatible”.
    It's the moment everything changes.
    ... except what if it never happened that way?
    What if there was no hotel bar?
    What if Ilya learned the truth the same way millions of hockey fans did… from a tweet.
    One breakup announcement.
    One carefully worded question from hockey's loudest superstar pretending he just doesn't understand English.
    One painfully polite reply from his biggest rival.
    Every reply asks the question they're too afraid to say outright:
    Are you really free?

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Cliff Marleau ✅ @bostonsmarleau
    Happy birthday to the sexiest, finest, most scrumptious man I’ve ever met. I miss him and his fat ass every day. Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

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    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    marly i’m not fucking dead

    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24
    STOP CALLING MY HUSBAND’S ASS FAT

    Or: Twitter celebrates Ilya’s birthday!

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    There's another baby photo trend going around social media, and since the last one went over so well, Harris wants the team to try it. It's the one where they put a statement about an adult over a picture of them as a baby, like a cherubic little baby Ilya captioned "THIS IS WHO PUNCHED A REFEREE." But this time, the Centaurs staff are getting in on the action, and Harris shows his own version to the team as an example.

    When Shane sees little tiny Harris, he's struck literally speechless. He's been hanging out with Harris since before he was officially a Centaur. How did he never recognize that the team's social media manager was his favorite teammate from junior skills clinics? How did he not realize, with the benefit of hindsight and also knowing his sexuality, that Harris was his biggest childhood crush?

    (No angst, no cheating, no insecurity. It's all good times and fond memories here!)

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    17 Jun 2026