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What I Love About You... And You... And... by Sarcastic_Spoon
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
03 Aug 2023
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Luka loves Adrien, but he also loves Chat Noir. Adrien loves Luka, but its different from how he feels when he's Chat Noir. Don't even get me started on Viperion.
But hey, nobody said love was easy.
Or: Two idiots cant decide how they feel about each other (and the other versions of them).
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We’re All in the Mood For a Melody (and You’ve Got Us Feeling Alright) by Sarcastic_Spoon
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
03 Jul 2023
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There she stood in the doorway, watching as the dark-haired man's hands flew across the keys, hitting each note with purpose, causing the room to centre around him. She couldn’t move her eyes away from him, she never could when he started playing. His face would lose its stress, his eyebrows finally uncrumpled, and he looked years younger.
“Hello, Edaline.” His deep voice blended into the music, which never stopped playing, even with her surprise arrival. “I hope I didn’t waken you.”
“It's fine. I was up anyway.” She quietly reassured.
“Well then, I'm sorry for making you leave your bed.”
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Edaline Elric couldn’t fathom how she ended up in this position. Sure, she has been known to keep information from the government before, but that doesn’t mean they needed to stick her with one of their lap dogs.
“Good morning, Miss Elric. Lovely morning, isn’t it?”
They could have at least sent one that would help with the luggage.
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While looking for something that will help her brother, Edaline spends a train ride with the most infuriating man she's ever met. Will she find what she needs, or will she return empty handed?(As empty handed as she could be, because she will no doubt kill Mustang, end up feeling guilty about it, and bring his body back.)
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The first time Luka saw him, there was no doubt in his mind. There was nobody else that the spandex-clad hero of Paris could be.
"That's Adrien Agreste."
But when he starts talking, he's not so sure.
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It was widely known throughout Amestris that Eden Elric was a force to be reckoned with. She survived human transmutation, preserved her brother's soul inside a suit of armour, became the youngest state alchemist in history.
Well, my friends I ask you this.
If she was able to do all of these things before she was even 18; then why was she still single?!?
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bears, bets, butterfly bandages by oopshenangians for teatimeterror
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
29 Dec 2025
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They both wore their bands on their chains—Robby’s with his Magen David and Jack’s with his dog tags. It made Dennis squirm, a little, to watch their interactions. He had a peek into their lives no one else seemed to have.
Christmas was approaching in the Pitt and Dennis already knew he wouldn't be celebrating. He dealt with enough at work given his inappropriate work crushes, familial guilt, and general want for the season to be over. Trinity refused to let him skip and so Dennis is pulled into the Secret Santa. Only problem? Dennis pulled half of the married couple who won't stop touching him.
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30 Jan 2026
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A word, a look, will be enough by feyburner
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
06 Jun 2024
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[Unknown] »
Hey. This is Jason.
I have a favor to ask. You can say no.« tim
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1. i’m aware of how favors work
2. what is it?« tim
?« tim
hey are you like. good- Language:
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08 Jul 2025
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Missing Chris is less of an emotion these days and more of a physical entity. He’s sure everyone can see that he’s slowly hollowing himself out, that he can’t do much of anything else.
But when Jee laughs at him trying to get his tongue to touch his nose, and Mara loops one of her arms through his to keep him from tossing the rest of his cup in the garbage, Eddie feels solid again.
Maybe he likes yellow birthday cake ice cream after all.
(or, gerrard messes with the team's schedules and eddie 'i just drove my son to flee the state' diaz is the only option to watch mara and jee-yun after school on tuesdays, which, shouldn't be a problem at all, right?)
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25 Mar 2025
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There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.
There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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22 Jan 2025
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Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?
Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?
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22 Jan 2025