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    When Ilya is concussed during a game, he experiences a weird gap in his memories. He has completely forgotten two people he should apparently know: his longtime rival Shane Hollander, and a regular hookup named Jane.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


     

    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    “Is simple,” Ilya says. “You say ‘yes’ for ‘no’ and ‘no’ for ‘yes’. You tell me ‘keep going,’ and I hear ‘stop’. Is just opposites, malysh.”

    “That’s easy for you to say,” Shane grumbles. “I’m the one who has to remember.”

    “Poor Hollander,” Ilya taunts. “I have to remember, too. But if it’s so much trouble for you, we don’t have to do this.”

    “Wait, wait,” Shane says hurriedly. “I can do it. C’mon, I swear.”

    “If you’re sure,” Ilya replies. “Do you want me to keep going?”

    “Ye-no - no, I mean, no,” Shane answers. “I don’t want this.”

    Ilya smiles, pushing Shane’s chest and positioning himself over his body.

    “Good.”

    or, Shane and Ilya explore consensual non-consent with a twist.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Cliff's Rookie year was kinda fucking awful. Being the new guy sucks.

    Lucky for him, there's a new new guy to take the heat now.

    Even luckier for him, the new guy is kinda fucking crazy...

    Or, Ilya Rozanov Vs The Locker Room, featuring the epic bromancing of one Cliff Marlow.

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    06 Jun 2026