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    Lucius Malfoy knows that his son has been bringing someone up to his bedroom. Regularly. Finding out that that someone is Harry Potter brings an entirely different range of emotions to the table.

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    Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year and tries his best to act like his peers, to act like everything is normal, all while struggling to reconcile the deaths of his friends with his own resurrection. Plagued by nightmares, PTSD, and panic attacks, he fails rather spectacularly at acting anywhere near normal.

    Fortunately, Malfoy has returned to Hogwarts as well, and he's somehow managed to fail even more spectacularly than Harry. Except where Harry fails to act normal, Malfoy manages to come across as simply succeeding at being weird. Where Malfoy was once polished, cold, and perfect, he returns to Hogwarts messy, haphazardly dressed, perpetually late, and chronically stoned.

    And when Harry finally manages to push everyone else away, Malfoy becomes the one person who makes him feel alive again.

    The weed helps too.

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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