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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Disgustingly sweet. Ultimate loverboy Ilya. I want to have all their physical affection they're so fucking sweet.

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    Shane was still angry. Rozanov’s plan had been to, what? Seduce him so they’d bond? He hadn’t even though to ask Shane first! Shane should get up and walk away and let his dad take him back to Russia and lock him away. Then Shane wouldn’t have to bond with him. Shane didn’t want to bond.

    But Shane had told Rozanov they’d be a team, just the two of them, and Rozanov seemed so scared and vulnerable. But Shane had started thinking about what they could do, the two of them on the ice, bonded. He’d had wingers he’d connected to before, who seemed to be able to read his mind. How much more incredible would this be, someone who’d always know where he was, what his intentions were?

    “No one can know,” Shane said.

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    21 May 2026

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    When Ilya raises his head, he's pouting at him again. Shane can't believe this man is the same surgeon who regularly performs nose jobs and penile enlargements and breast reductions. He literally looks like a moody teenager right now. "It's not a big deal, Hollander! I swear, we just go to one dinner, we talk to her, that's it!"

    Shane raises an eyebrow. "'That's it'? Ilya, you were trying to convince me to pretend to be your husband, who is about to divorce you, just so you could save face in front of your latest conquest and explain why she found a ring in your pocket."

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    Ilya asks Shane to pretend to be his soon-to-be-ex-husband so he can get a girlfriend. Yeah, they fall in love instead.

    (Just Go With It (2011), but instead of Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, it's Shane and Ilya.)

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    08 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FRICKING LOVED IT IT'S SO CUTE AND LIKE NOT EVEN THE SUPPOSED-TO-BE-GIRLFRIEND IS TOXIC AND THE KIDS ARE ADORABLE AND THEY'RE SO WHIPPED AND THE WRITING IS SO GOOD NOMNOMNOM

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    “I’m injured! I’m supposed to be resting!” Hollander protested, which would have been more effective if anyone at all was asking him to stand up.
    “Pretty sure warming up Shane Hollandbear’s heart and making a wish isn’t putting any strain on your ankle,” Boodram pointed out.

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    When Shane misses a few away games due to a minor injury, the Centaurs take him to Build-A-Bear to make Ilya a Shane bear so he'll be less unbearable (pun unintended) during the roadtrip. It absolutely makes the employee's day.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    08 Mar 2026

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    HYBRID SHANE!!! WHIPPED ILYA!!! WAG GROUPCHAT!!!