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    Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

    Rose: ???

    Shane: Trust me

    Shane: Just get it

    Rose: Why?

    Shane: You are probably cursed.

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    Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander deserves princess treatment. No truer words could ever be spoken.

    or 5 times Ilya Rozanov spoiled Shane Hollander with the Princess Treatment™ he so rightly deserves. As if Ilya could treat his boy any other way.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “I just… I want to know, you know? I’m, like, almost thirty and I don’t know. It’s pathetic.”

    He’s years away from almost thirty, but their sports careers make them feel older than they are. Ilya understands the feeling of being far behind other people.

    And he couldn’t stand the face Shane was making, his I’ve only ever wished I could be like everyone else face. Ilya couldn’t fucking stand it, would do anything to make it ago away.

    Which is why he, against his better judgement, said, “I can take you somewhere.”

    Or; shane turns to his bisexual best friend to help him find a casual hookup and ilya swallows his yearning to make it happen.

    featuring a gloryhole and ilya talking him through it

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    28 Mar 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    27 Mar 2026