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to have and to hold by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 May 2024
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"Wade’s life is pretty fuckin’ good right now if he does say so himself.
He’s got a sweet new gig with the Avengers that pays bank, an immunity agreement for all his past non-Captain-America-approved merc work, and, oh yeah, an unbelievably hot romantic turn in his relationship with his very own itsy-bitsy spider.
Who at this moment has his hand on Wade’s cock."
aka, the one where Peter keeps holding Wade's dick in his sleep. Wade's delighted. Peter has a goddamn breakdown about it.
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Imbroglios by thisMarvelousLife
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Aug 2021
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In which Wade Wilson awkwardly turns down Peter Parker because he’s already in love with Spider-Man, while Spider-Man turns down Deadpool because he's already in love with Wade Wilson.
AU where both Deadpool and Spider-Man have secret identities.
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Communication Error by CrimesOfADeadpool
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 May 2015
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“Have you seriously been doing this bit for a year now?”
“Bit… what bit?” Wade looked at him, confused.
“This,” Peter waved his hand, “the 'we’re dating' bit.”
There was a pause, and then suddenly, it was like Wade’s whole body imploded. His shoulders sunk and his head dropped and suddenly Peter knew he’d made a huge mistake.
“Hahaha, yeah, the dating bit.” He held up the wine. “One year of one really bad, horrible joke.”Series
- Part 3 of "Writer For Hire" - Marvel Oneshots
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take a bite by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU
To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.
Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.
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The Stalking of Wade Wilson by s0ymilk
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Dec 2016
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"It’s around this point that a niggling thread of thought worms its way into his head when he’s not paying attention, one that gently suggests that Wade might be slightly less of a bad guy than Peter previously thought." (Spideypool, one-shot)
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hell's good company by supinetothestars
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics)
07 Jan 2022
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Wade looks up at him. He’s gone very quiet, all the sudden, and there’s something grave about how he moves as he drops his sandwich back into the bag and clears his throat.
“There’s something I should tell you,” he says. “It’s very big news for both of us.”
Peter’s immediate thought is that someone has died. His second thought is that someone is pregnant.
Wade does not announce either of those things.
“I’m going to adopt you,” he says, instead.
Peter chokes on his sandwich and then promptly drops it out of surprise. It falls all fifteen feet down to the plastic flooring below and scatters into a dozen little bits of mayonnaise and deli meat.
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Wade gets it into his head that the only way he'll achieve narrative stability in the storyline is by taking Spidey in as his adoptive son. He attempts to woo his way into becoming Spidey's new father figure through some deli sandwiches and a rooftop fistfight with a very indignant Daredevil. It doesn't work.
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- Part 2 of liberty bell
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Capture the Flag by Anonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616, Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Apr 2020
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Peter finds himself fighting a stranger over the last box of cereal in a supermarket at 2 am. Neither of the two is willing to relinquish their hold, and the situation gets more and more ridiculous as more time passes.
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Liquor Might Not Solve All Your Problems But It's Worth A Shot by MissMoochy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel
03 Jul 2020
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Spideypool Bingo prompt: [Sister Margaret's]
Wade walks into Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children, to see Weasel has hired a gorgeous new bartender called Peter.
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Wade can't remember how to flirt with normal people. In his desperation he resorts to reading a wikihow article to offer some insight.
Peter is just really confused.
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
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The Gay Superhero Alliance by gleesquid
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
14 Sep 2016
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It all started when he made out with Iceman in the bathroom of a McDonald's.
Or: Peter has a sexuality crisis, but it's okay, because that's the smallest crisis he's dealing with.
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Peter is just your average dog walker trying to make ends meet. He has one rather special client that he takes care of named Winston. Winston is a very different kind of puppy, but Peter thinks he's adorable.
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- Part 4 of One Shots
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Enraged by Vixen13 for dark_karen
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Nov 2017
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Peter was a brilliant omega who dreamed of overcoming the stigmas and setbacks of his gender. When a spider bite gave him powers and his dying uncle left him with powerful words, he saw an opportunity to protect the little guy from all the bad in the world.
But life isn't like a comic book. Not for omegas, at least. By the time life was done with Peter, he was working in a brothel, just trying to make enough money to keep his and Aunt May's heads above water.
Enter one Merc with a Mouth who won't stop poking his way into Peter's pants and into Peter's past. Wade has an offer waiting for a super that isn't supering, and Peter might just be bitter enough to take it.
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Eddie stumbles upon a jar containing a mysterious, black substance.
Against his better judgement, he decides to take it home.
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Summertime heat can make even the most patient of symbiotes irritable, and Venom is no exception. Eddie's own personal frustrations come to a head.
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And We'll Linger On by paroledog
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
03 Feb 2021
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Deadpool's relentless, decades-long Spider-Man thirst has finally turned him into a good guy. He gets to work with the Avengers, he's gone to therapy (learned nothing, B-T-W), and he owns eleven properties in New York City alone. He's the best he's ever been post-Weapon X, while the Amazing Spider-Man can't even get back with his ex-wife, eat his vegetables, or wash his pillow case.
Deadpool should be sad for Spider-Man, because they've been best friends since forever.
But he's not.
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A Helping Hand by xenospider
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Aug 2017
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Deadpool is going into heat, and he's just lost all his suppressants. To top it off, Paste Pot Pete blew up his favorite pharmacy. Spider-Man shows up as he's chasing the villain, but they end up glued together. (Thanks to Deadpool wrecking Paste Pot's equipment.) Deadpool has the chemicals Spidey needs to make a solvent to separate them back at his apartment, but does he really want his hero to find out that he's not an alpha?
Spideypool Big Bang 2017 entry with art by Chez.
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it's just a prank, bro by periodically_puzzled for sakushazam
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Oct 2022
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Now that Wade knows Peter's secret identity, their prank wars are starting to get a little out of hand. But, come on, Peter's not stupid enough to think that big, conspicuous lump in the front of Wade's sweatpants is real.
There's just one problem with that...
(For the Fic-or-Treat 2022 square "trick or treat." Inspired by a prompt by sakushazam.)
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Help, there's a Spider-man in my bed! by Mizzy
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics)
28 Oct 2015
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Or, 5 times one of the Fantastic Four find Spider-man in Johnny's bedroom (and 1 time they all do.)
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- Part 5 of Spideytorch
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What the hell, Peter?! by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 May 2025
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“Hey, ‘Pool, remember what you said when we first met?”
“About how adorable you were in your Tobey Maguire movies?”
“What? No, you never said that. Tobey Who?”
“Ah, never mind, that was in the comics, I think it was Cable & Deadpool #24? Hmmm… Oh, wait, I remember, I was telling you about how you had the finest ass I’d ever—”
“No,” Spider-Man cuts in, firmly. “No, Deadpool, it was like, after all that. After we fought together for the first time, remember what you said?” He motions with his hands as though he was trying to prompt the right response.
“Oh! That you were so cute and awesome, you could get a free hit on the house— oh,” His white lenses widen with realization, then squint in confusion. “Wait, Spider-Man wants to call in a hit on someone?”
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As Parker luck would have it, it's awfully hard for Peter to die. He's tried everything he can think of: hanging, drowning, overdosing, gassing, cutting... He's been blessed with the powers of a spider and the immortality of a goddamn cockroach. In a final, desperate attempt to end his life, he asks Deadpool to put out a hit on a seemingly ordinary civilian: Peter Parker.
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