Pumpkinsandeggnog
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This was never supposed to happen. One mistake and now he wasn't sure if he could ever get home again. His comm wasn't working and whatever these creatures that were behind him wanted, Xisuma doubted it would be anything good.
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Two years ago Angel Skizz was drafted into a celestial war for what was supposed to be a nine month deployment, leaving behind his husband Impulse. A year and a half later Baby Gem was born, confused by this development Impulse spent the next six months drowning trying to balance his grief from Skizz being drafted and raising Gem on his own. He eventually gave in and sent a letter that led to him joining Hermitcraft. With the help of the Hermits, Impulse is able to relearn how to smile and remember while moving on.
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14 Jun 2026
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That's the taste of chorus fruit and ruined lives [Rewrite] by morteinanis
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Jun 2026
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Xisuma never had a good life. He's a Voidwalker, and Voidwalkers are slaves. He had many cruel masters, until a strange man buys him. A man with big eyes, and a big heart, ready to change his life forever.
More seriously: they're both idiots.Series
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13 Jun 2026
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Xisuma knew the danger hybrid hunters posed to his server. He almost forgot that they posed a threat to him as well.
Or, Xisuma gets kidnapped. He doesn’t have a good time.
Also, what will this mean for Hermitcraft, and both the hybrids and humans that call it home? We’ll see!
(Not rated because I’m bad at rating things and knowing what counts as “graphic” or not. It shouldn’t be too bad, but y’know)
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06 Jun 2026
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It was quiet, Etho running his hands through his hair. A summons, from the king. Something Etho really couldn’t ignore. He wasn’t a prince, he wasn’t even the words behind the letters. Oh gods, had the king gotten a hold of some of Pearl’s letters? If that happened, there was no way Etho would be able to-
To do what? What was Etho even saying? To do…another scam? The biggest scam they could ever do. A robbery of the royal vault, filled to the brim with gold, more than any of them could spend in one lifetime.
It was like the three of them got to the same place at the same time, all three of them looking up at each other with varying degrees of excitement. “We can’t.” Tango instantly said, a smile already starting to grow on his face.
“It would be a death wish.” Etho agreed.
“I mean,” Pearl paused, eyes flicking down towards the letter again. “Ignoring a summons like that, that would be a death wish as well.” There was another pause, Pearl letting the sentiment really sink in. Then-
“It would be the greatest scam we could ever do.”
-Etho accidentally lies his way into his kingdom's castle, and worse, into the sights of the king.-
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02 Jun 2026
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Grian: PEARL CAN WE HAVE HIM
Pearl: two things.
Pearl: 1.) come ask me like a reasonable human. you are screeching and the walls are not that thick
Pearl: 2.) You ask me like he’s a stray racoon
Big B: Please pearl??? Can we keep him
Pearl: Once again I do not believe he's a racoon
Scar: Depends on who’s askingOR
Scar moves across Minecraft City for a fresh start, a new school, and absolutely NO emotional attachments whatsoever. Absolutely no exceptions.
Unfortunately for him, Mumbo’s friends collect people like stray cats.OR
A Lifers (+ some hermits and other MCYT’s) highschool AU told through both texting & prose
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31 May 2026