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He wants to wrap himself around Mac like a python buries its prey in its inescapable, deadly embrace. With his chest against Mac’s back and his face against his nape, he wants to press closer and closer until he can sink his claws into his very bones and seep his poison into his veins and Mac can never, ever walk away from him without tearing himself apart in the process. He wants to stay like this until they both die.
Mac lets out a pleased, half-asleep hum and lovingly puts his own hands on Dennis’ fists that are grasping the front of his old T-shirt so vehemently they’re almost shaking.
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12 Jul 2026
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For some ridiculous reason, the conversation turns into something else entirely, and Dennis is tired of it already.
He zones out and stares at some dusty corner in the room until he hears something that throws him for a loop entirely.“Dude, with God, anything is possible. So yes, men can get pregnant.”
Mac kisses two fingers, raising them to the sky with a self satisfied grin and Dennis incredulously furrows his brow.or,
Mac overestimates what God is capable of, and Dennis reaps the consequences of this.
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12 Jun 2026
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Dennis couldn't imagine what his life would be without Mac, so much so that he would do anything to secure that Mac would stay by his side no matter what.
Anything.
So, when Dennis gets himself wrapped up in a multiple year-long system designed to keep Mac close to him, he finds himself woefully unprepared to deal with the messy aftermath of it all.
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aka toxic gays run around in circles for twenty years while dennis tries to convince himself he's not gay using various shitty explanations featuring some car crashes and oklahoma
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07 May 2026
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Mac and Dennis Start an OnlyFans by fulltimegirlfailure
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Apr 2026
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“Any sexual contact between us would therefore be, logically, academy award worthy.”
After The Gang ragebaits Dennis into a viral meltdown, the internet is thirsty to see Mac and Dennis get it on. Cue humiliating deepfakes, the art of making smut and plenty of homoerotic cruelty as Dennis desperately tries to regain control of his image and get his 'happy ending'.
Can Dennis keep Mac fed on scraps or is it true that he can’t live up to expectations?
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28 Apr 2026
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Ah, I thought, having to confront at Mr Wooster’s utterance the very description I had taken pains to avoid dwelling on. Mr Wooster had regular nightmares featuring his aunt as a three-headed dragon and in these dreams I was his knight (in shining armour).
Or, when a rummy dream-sharing epidemic sweeps across the United Kingdom, Bertie and Jeeves learn more about one another dreams than they may have cared for.
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12 Feb 2026