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It's Not Gay If We're In America by Mystic_Panda_4
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
28 Dec 2022
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Each December, Dazai disappears off the face of the earth for the last few weeks of the year, leaving the ADA completely baffled as to where he's gone, but who can complain when he returns in a much better mood than he was when he left, and the Agency gets a month of blissful Dazai-free antics?
Or, Soukoku gets stranded in New York one December for a mission, which kickstarts a cheesy Christmas story eight years in the making, all to cumulate in the Christmas of a lifetime.
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"I would never lie about something as precious as Christmas!" Dazai insisted, holding a hand over his chest in mock offense that Chuuya would even suggest such a thing. "I mean it with 100% sincerity, Christmas isn't a romantic holiday in America, you can ask anyone in this hotel if you don't believe me, so therefore it makes sense that if we celebrate Christmas here, in America, it won't be a romantic thing."
"That's about as flimsy of an excuse as saying it's not gay as long as you're wearing socks."
"It's not gay if you're wearing socks," Dazai insisted. "And it's not gay to celebrate Christmas in America either."
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09 Jul 2026
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Five times Bee mourns his lost lover and the one time he doesn’t by Superherokid
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers: Rescue Bots
26 Dec 2025
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The Maltos over hear Bumblebee talking about his secret lover!! But wait…why’d he refer to him in the past tense?
Join the kids in trying to piece together who Bee was in love with using the little off hand comments he makes!
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25 Jun 2026
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he's a killer queen, sunflower, guillotine by hoye
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2022
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He has to be the weirdest Hufflepuff Harry’s ever seen.
Scratch that, he’s the weirdest Hufflepuff Hogwarts has ever seen.(One thing everyone could agree on: NEVER call Edward Elric short.)
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01 Jun 2026
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Sun and Moon by Moonlight_Hearts
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
31 Jul 2021
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Ed and Ling knew each other before the promised day, they were best friends and had significant impacts on each others lives. Everyone is confused about how Ed knows the Emperor of Xing though.
Or: Ed gives no fucks and saves the country while stealing the heart of a prince he's finally reconnected with.
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01 Jun 2026
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“Coran, what’s happening?” Lance didn’t like how Shiro's voice shook. Was something wrong with the wormhole?
“The integrity of the wormhole has been compromised,” Coran yelled. “We’re breaking down!”
Lance sucked in a breath, eyes wide. Compromised? Breaking down? “What does that mean?!” He asked into the comms.
“It means we have no control where we’re headed!”
Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no.
After narrowly escaping the Galra, a corrupted wormhole leaves Lance stranded on the other side of the galaxy. With no team, no lion, and no idea what to do, Lance must fight for survival and show the universe just who Lance McClain really is.Asterism (noun): a prominent pattern or group of stars, typically having a popular name but smaller than a constellation.