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A strange criminal is doing strange things; families are apparently a thing; and there might be things in the Community Calendar.
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What Santa Clause would be like after Night Vale corrupted him (complete with violent mobs and protests- because what would Christmas be without it?); Cecil and Carlos both stressing over families because no matter where you are, meeting the parents is stressful; and the Community Calendar (pretty much stays the same).
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The Between by PizzaCanBePoetsToo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, harry potter all
12 Aug 2015
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Everything was lost.
Even after everything that they had gone through, that they had suffered, and barely survived, it wasn't enough. The last thing that Ed expects happens: Truth refuses to except his gate in exchange for Al's body. But while Ed is in the Between, a strange train appears. Ed has no idea what it is or what it might be for. But Truth does, and he does not like it. And Truth decides that it can utilize Ed's need t do anything for his brother.
Truth offers to give Al back his body. In exchange though, Ed had to complete a certain Task for the deity; a task that has something to do with a very strange train. A task that involves the warping of time lines and universes. And suddenly Ed is stuck in a place where alchemy is a legend, and legends (because magic is impossible) are true. *title will change*
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“You appear at once gentle and formidable,” says Hannibal. “Like a king laying judgement on his subjects. Your flesh bears the scars of battles won, evidence of your strength, yet those same scars mark you as human. Beautiful and fleeting in your mortality.”
Will’s heart thuds against his ribs. He feels formidable. Power sits in his chest like a small molten sun, warming him from the inside out. He wants Hannibal to bow before him, to kiss his ring.
What they’re doing now isn’t so far off from that, really.
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While in prison, Hannibal draws Will from memory. His portraits are later published on TattleCrime. Will decides to let Hannibal draw him from life instead.
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19 Jun 2026
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xeno jerkoff cinematic universe by grimark
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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Grace and Rocky, doing it like they do on the discovery channel.
(ft. Rocky being evasive about his feelings, Grace's demisexual alienfucker sexuality crisis, and also a couple of meandering flashback journeys through Grace's less-than-impressive dating history.)
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14 Jun 2026
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phenomenal nominal nothing by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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“Proof of concept,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. “We’ve tested it thoroughly to ensure it fits the specified nutritional profile, and several members of our team have ingested small amounts of it to ensure there were no adverse effects.”
“You ate some of it?” I ask, rudely. I’m too irate to mind my language. Who do they think they are? That meat is for Grace. In a way, that meat is Grace.
“Yes,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. They and the rest of the human life support thrum know better than to be offended by my occasionally strange behaviour. “Obviously we weren’t going to risk the life of Honoured Grace on a completely untested technology.”
That doesn’t mean much. There’s a lot of things that are safe for ingestion by Eridians that would outright kill a human.
Trust Grace, I remind myself. He’ll have thought of all this.
(OR: Grace's meburgers from the book epilogue. Let's talk about those!)
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13 Jun 2026
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Anatomy of a Whale Fall by Pokimoko
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 May 2026
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“When dead whales sink down to the sea floor, they become a whole”—Grace waves his hands in a big circle and draws out the word to emphasise his point—“ecosystem for a tonne of bottom dwelling creatures down there.
“To them, it’s the equivalent of an oasis falling from the sky and landing in the middle of a desert. It can feed them for decades, and gosh, the microbes that can be found there. I would love to study a whale fall...if they weren't at the bottom of the ocean. Eugh.” He shudders dramatically. “If I never have to go in a submarine, I will die happy.”
Eva wonders if the whale died happy. Or, at least, happy to know its death would bring life to so many. Surely that was a comfort when faced with the end.
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(or: Eva drifts along a sea of memories, in which whales swim ever underneath)
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10 Jun 2026
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drowning out the morning birds by depressedbarbie
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 May 2026
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they try to block everything else out. a lot of it finds them anyway.
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10 Jun 2026