4 Works by Petrifiedass
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Omega!Namjoon, single parent by choice, is cast in The Re.turn of Super.man, a reality show about celebrity parents. His decision to get pregnant through a sperm bank is highly frowned upon by a lot of conservatives. Namjoon doesn't care for their criticism because he knows he’s able to take care of and love his daughter, Chohee, without any alpha’s help.
Jimin and Hoseok, a couple who babysits Chohee, are big fans of famous actor alpha!Jungkook and frequently call him “Daddy”. The child picks up on this and starts calling him “Daddy” when she sees him on the television. This habit of hers has become one of the funny points on their show. The crew decides to surprise the small family by having the child meet her “Daddy”.
Alpha!Jungkook immediately agrees because he’s quite the fan of rapper and producer RM and he loves kids. He becomes quite a regular on the show, because the fans enjoy seeing how good the hearthrob is with kids.
Eventually, it doesn’t seem like just playing house anymore when behind the scenes, Jungkook and Namjoon grow close.
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2004: Namjoon meets Taehyung during a vacation with his family and, for a week, they spend every day together, playing and going around the holiday village, having the time of their lives and swearing to stay friends forever.
But then, the day of the departure comes and, despite their oath, they part ways, losing each other.
2020: Namjoon is a successful lawyer, close to get a promotion, when he discovers that the law firms where he works is merging with another one.
Now, to compete for that promotion there are two people: him and a guy that looks way too familiar to him.
Taehyung.
Aka Namjoon gets railed in a tank top
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If Love and Hate are the Same Words, I Love You by Petrifiedass
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 May 2021
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PROMPT: When Taehyung is 20, he breaks up with Namjoon because he’s young and wants to have fun and they have been dating for 3 years and it’s too much.
When Taehyung is 25 he meets Namjoon again and decides to woo him to get back with him. The problem? Namjoon hates him and he’s also dating someone else.
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Namjoon is paired up with Jungkook for Kris Kringle. Namjoon doesn’t have a gift prepared.
“I have a haiku,” he said without thinking. His lips moved by themselves. Instead of his usual Matsuo Bashō, what came out was:
“Happy Holidays,
The best gifts to receive are
Kim Namjoon’s Dimples.”