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    Wendy is older now and coming to realize that not everything is as simple as good vs evil or black and white. She's been haunted by the possibility that she had it wrong, or at least not all right where Captain James Hook was concerned, and on top of that her family is champing at the bit to marry her off. When Peter turns up with the opportunity to escape back to Neverland is offered, she takes it. What might happen?

    Hook/Adult Wendy, based largely on the book and especially the 2003 film starring Jason Isaacs as Hook. Rated T for language.

    I started this story almost 20 years ago and life got in the way, but I’ve recently decided to come back to it. The first step was to give it a bit of a polish and cleanup, so what’s here now is an updated version of what I published on ff.net in 2007-2008. The story has not changed, but some of the writing has, hopefully, been improved! Please see the opening author note for more information.

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    Shenanigans ensue when one middle finger to the Academy too many gets Starfleet Cadet James T. Kirk booted off planet for a summer internship aboard the V.S.S. Sh'Raan.

    He's hiding a major secret from the oh so earnest and helpful Vulcans, but the longer he's on the ship, the more Jim starts to wonder if they're keeping secrets from him, too.

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    Captain Spisee handed Jim a heavy sheet of rich, cream paper embossed with gold dusted Vulcan calligraphy bearing the ship’s name. It was a bit cheap by the standards of Vulcan stationary aesthetics, but shipboard life meant some sacrifices. In the most elegant handwriting he’d ever had the privilege to lay eyes on, it read:

    Human Enrichment and Optimal Health Program:

    - One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat (more provided upon request)
    - Seventy (70) Seconds of Hug Time Per Week (divided between crew members as you deem necessary)
    - Three (3) Discrete Instances of Daily Praise
    - Three (3) Structured Entertainments per week
    - Minimum of One (1) Social Companion per meal (more available upon request)

    “We would appreciate detailed weekly feedback on the efficacy of our Human integration efforts."

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  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Post "The Search for Spock" story in which Saavik and David get a happy ending. After some more angst, because apparently I can't resist adding just a little angst.

    At least nominally a sequel to Moreta1848's "How hard can it be." You don't have to read that first to understand this fic, but you should read it because it's awesome. All you really need to know for this one is that Saavik is Sybok's daughter but ran away to live with her gay uncles (Spock and Kirk) because who wouldn't.

    Many thanks to Moreta1848 for ideas/encouragement/being basically all the letters of the Greek alphabet (but not in a sex way).

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    Mark Watney never manages to make contact with Earth and NASA never realizes that he survived the storm and evacuation on Sol 6. So, needless to say, the crew of the Ares IV is incredibly surprised when they land on Mars to find a scruffy, malnourished, mentally unbalanced, but still-alive astronaut waiting for them.

    These are the stories of Mark's long journey home and the lives of the people he touches along the way. (Mostly told from not-Mark POVs.)

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