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    “I thought Ilya was, like, the man here,” Hayden motioned. Something suspiciously sounding like Jackie’s voice in the back of his brain told him that wasn’t the right wording, but he was too tired and already too buzzed to care. Besides, this was Shane, he didn’t need to say the perfect thing. Shane knew what he meant.

    Scott shifted. “They are both men, Hayden” he said very formally. Hayden suddenly felt like his dad was lecturing him.

    Hayden sighed. “No, Shane, you know what I mean.”

    Shane’s brow furrowed in concentration. “Like, because I bottom?” He said, slightly embarrassed.

    Scott’s steady gaze on Hayden suddenly turned very sharp.

    “No!” Hayden started. “Well, maybe? I don’t know how that works. I just mean, like, you’re real gay and Ilya likes women, right?”

    OR 5 times Hayden realizes other people know his best friend better than him, and the 1 time Shane tells him himself.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Ilya has been at Shane's cottage for a week when he starts to feel unwell. Shane is booked in to present an award in New York with his mother, leaving David Hollander to hold the fort.
    David starts to notice something about Ilya that worries him.
    A emotional little fic in three parts.
    Ilya really needs a hug, and some IV medication. And then another hug.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Living with Ilya, being married to him, is the best thing that's ever happened to him. Ilya is an amazing person, Shane's favourite person, and he just wishes people could see it, instead of trying to push some stupid stereotypes on them. But no matter, he'll always stand in defence of his husband, of their life together. Thankfully, they have great friends who understand they can be wrong.

     

    or shane is tired of people assuming he constantly nags his shitty messy husband so he fights to set the record straight. ilya isn't a slob, and shane isn't a nagging wife. get those toxic heteronotmative takes away from shane's cute queer marriage

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander is worried about everyone and everything.

    Ilya is mostly just sick of air travel.

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    Shane and Ilya are having trouble balancing their very private relationship and their very public lives.

    A slice of life.

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    30 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is the center of Shane Hollander's universe.

    And now his greed is making his entire reality fall apart.

    Inspired by Anonymous "The Pakhan's Omega" (https://archiveofourown.org/works/85050766?view_adult=true).

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    29 May 2026