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It turns out that being wired into giant war machines doesn’t play nice with human brains. The Earth Mechanical Defense Force, or EMDF, learned that the hard way when their pilots started going… neurotic, let’s say, after a few missions.
The obvious solution to that problem was to simply wire the pilot into their mecha permanently, that way their mind wasn’t being strained by the constant in and out. Unfortunately that strategy backfired and the pilots started going neurotic much, much faster, and this time they were giant and made of metal and much harder to put down.
So, the obvious next step would be to pull the plug on that idea and go back to the drawing board, right? No, that’s ridiculous, the next step was obviously to simply…
Make the mecha forget they’d ever been human in the first place.
Somewhere along the line someone should have pulled the plug, but they’d already invested so much into the project, and you know what they say about sunk cost fallacy.
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- Part 2 of As Hubris Blinds The Mighty
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12 May 2026
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Jazz lost his twin, his sire and his carrier in a violent coup from his uncle. He had his best friend and champion knight by his side then, and they both made it through the war. Scarred but alive. Jazz expected to only have to lose Prowl once due to Prowl's marriage to Soundwave, a baron just outside the main kingdom. At least he would still be in Jazz's life.
He never expected to lose Prowl in peace time. Jazz did not expect to find purpose in anything again.
Finding a strange creature one day while on a hunt was not something he expected, but maybe he could find a friend in a new, unexpected way.
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11 Jun 2026
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What happens to an asexually-reproducing species when it suddenly and unexpectedly becomes sexually-reproducing? How do you end a millions-of-years-long war? Compare and contrast humans and Cybertronians. Change or die. Also, see above quotation. This story is a biography of the OC Borealis on the surface, but is in fact about Optimus Prime – much in the way that when some people say, “As you wish,” what they really mean is, “I love you.” Prowl also decided to become a prominent character. :D
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- Part 1 of Borealis
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06 Mar 2026
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At Least Traditions are Straightforward by CatChan
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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One of the best ways to show a bot from another Tribe that you are very serious about pursuing them is to actually pursue them. Then catch them, then tie them up and... Well. The steps varry depending on a miriad of factors.
But at least the steps are very clearly defined. The legends and stories are plentiful. The protocol is solid.
And Prowl is much better at social interractions when he has a solid protocol to rely on.
So that's how he plans to respond to Jazz's flirtation.
Jazz honestly didn't expect that.
Not that he's complaining.
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06 Mar 2026
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Jazz and his brother have a (the, if you ask them) sex shop in Iacon.
Their newest customer is a Praxian enforcer with kinks that are absolute atypical for Praxians. Or enforcers.
He's also very hot, and Jazz is only too ready to help him show how best to make use of his new toys.It wouldn't be a problem at all, except somehow he can't get the Praxian out of his processor
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04 Nov 2025