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    Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.

    (Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)

    AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “You’re the one who kissed me!”
    “I didn’t mean to!” Mike shouted back, his voice booming across the apartment. The words landed like a slap. Will’s heart dropped, and he didn’t know to pick it back up.

    “Look, I—” Mike ran a hand through his hair, pacing.

    “Get out.” Will was already moving toward the door, hand on the knob. He needed Mike gone before he said something irreversible—before the words spilled out sharp and unforgiving.

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    After defeating Vecna, the party agreed to host a get-together every other month, rotating between them. It worked—until the first letter arrived at Will’s dorm, love, Mike scribbled along the edge. And then Mike couldn’t stay away. Literally.

    So Will told himself he was over Mike. Over reading into every word, every pause, every letter. With every gathering and every exchanged letter, and every confusing touch . the tension tightened, coiling toward something inevitable.

    A lip ring, pink lace boxers and gay erotica letter. A recipe enough to give Mike wheeler a panic attack.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Mike Wheeler has a simple plan: survive thirty days at Camp Lyre and prove—once and for all—that he is a perfectly normal, perfectly straight best friend.
    But denial is hard when Will Byers looks like a masterpiece Mike isn’t allowed to touch—all messy hair, honey-tanned skin, and a laugh that makes Mike’s heart do a desperate, tactical retreat.

    Between picking silent wars with anyone who looks at Will too long and using the hazy, alcohol-blurred hours of the night to inch closer than a (straight)best friend ever should, Mike is losing a battle he never declared.

    Or: Mike Wheeler is a counselor with his best friends while he’s stuck watching Will fall in love with everything at Camp Lyre—except him.

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    23 May 2026

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    “So yeah, you could say I’m sexually frustrated,” Will concludes, a wry smile on his face as he finally finishes his rant. “Not to be too graphic, but all I want is a nice, good-looking man who can fuck me hard.” He tips his head towards Mike’s where they're both leaning against the wall, and shuts his eyes for a long moment. “It’s whatever, though. I’ll get ov-”
    “I could help you out,” Mike blurts out.
    “You- I- What did you say?” Will stammers. Mike squeezes his eyes shut for a long moment, breathes, and then opens them again and meets Will’s gaze determinedly.
    “I could help you,” Mike says, with somehow only the slightest tremble of uncertainty in his voice. "As in, we could have sex."

    or; Will is struggling. Guys who are nice, hot, AND good in bed are apparently non-existent at their university. Frustrated, he complains to Mike - who makes him an offer he can't refuse.
    Unfortunately, there's always an aftermath to hooking up with your best friend.
    Meanwhile, Mike has some realisations.

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    22 May 2026

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    Max arches a brow. “Carlton, though? You two are dating and you don’t even kiss? Is it just a preference thing?”

    Will sighs, resigned. He drops his hands. “Okay. Honestly?” He hesitates, then shrugs. “He was a bad kisser. And I just… couldn’t get excited around him. At all.”

    The reaction is immediate and merciless. Dustin makes a dramatic gagging noise. El gasps like she’s been handed gossip gold. Lucas high-fives Max, shaking her hand in his.

    Mike doesn’t say anything. He just watches Will, watches the way he shrugs it off, the way he laughs a little too loud, the way his ears go red.

     

    Or, Will's new boyfriend is a bad kisser. Mike thinks it's a crime that no one has kissed Will properly. He's on a goal to change that, Carlton be damned.

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    22 May 2026